lol

i just noticed this, well played.

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ａｎ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Anal waffles）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

I was only nine years old, I loved silencer. I had all the glaives, and all the silences. I prayed to silencer every night and day. My father heard me, he came in to my room and called me a 1k MMR pub scrub. I called him an MMR leecher, he ganked me and sent me to go to spawn. I was crying, but they were other people's salty silenced tears, my face hurt. I was cold. I felt a warmth behind me, it was silencer! He whispered into my ear "Silenced!" then "Mmmph Mmph". He picked me up with his strong, salty hands, and put me on my auto attacks and tangoes. He penetrated my skill build, silencing me before I could do any damage. I can feel my MMR falling as my mana starts to dwindle. I push against his farm, I want to feed silencer. He casts a mighty ultimate as he fills my inventory with tangoes. My dad, Dendi walks in. He shouts "..." he was silenced. Silencer looks him straight in the eye and says "No spells, only tears". Silencer abandons the game. Silencer is love. Silencer is life.