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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:13am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:01am

Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:12am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:56am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:41am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:54am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:50am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:53am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 2:20am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:40am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:57am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 8:08am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:26am

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:08am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:17am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:40am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 4:21am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:28am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:39am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:50am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 4:17am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:14am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:04am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:47am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:29am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:34am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:42am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:21am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:06am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:34am

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 5:57am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:38am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:07am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:48am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:53am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 3:06am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:40am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 3:07am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 4:06am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 4:41am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:19am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 8:26am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:27am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:52am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 5:34am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:15am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:57am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:19am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:01am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 3:34am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:24am

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:59am

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:47am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 7:19am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:04am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:59am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 5:08am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:09am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:46am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 4:12am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 6:57am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:26am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:37am

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:00am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:03am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 7:09am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:33am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 6:33am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:42am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:49am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:44am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:51am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 2:57am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:26am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 9:02am

Exterminate!

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 3:23am

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 7:42am

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:51am

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 5:58am

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 11 Mar @ 6:50am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 2:06am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 24 Feb @ 5:05am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 12:27am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 6 Mar @ 9:39am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 6:38am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 4:41am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 5:47am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:11am

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 10 Mar @ 4:11am

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 4 Mar @ 6:02am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 7:17am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 5 Mar @ 4:53am

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:27am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 17 Feb @ 6:40am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:21am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 19 Feb @ 3:22am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:13am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 6:14am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:08am

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 3:51am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 4:10am

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:10am

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:16am

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:10am

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:18am

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:22am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 5:47am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 6:14am



A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!
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