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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:27pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 2:02pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:18pm

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:15pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 1:43pm

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 1:46pm

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 1:45pm

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 1:52pm

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 2:31pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:56pm

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:27pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 1:21pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:50pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:14pm

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 3:43pm

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:32pm

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 4:13pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 4:03pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 5:32pm

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 5:17pm

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 5:21pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 1:58pm

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:25pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:52pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:11pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:42pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:45pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 1:41pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:16pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 2:24pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 4:28pm

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:50pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 2:43pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2020 @ 2:53pm

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 20 Apr, 2020 @ 3:54pm

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 May, 2020 @ 5:10pm

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 30 May, 2020 @ 8:05am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2020 @ 12:19pm

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 3 Apr, 2023 @ 5:18pm