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Alright I feel it is my public duty to tell everyone a little something about this guy before they decide to add him. Yeah we worked in the deli together long hours of frying up chicken and handling sliced meats. This dude was a idolized closing manager. The perfect employee. Nobody ever second guessed his word; but that all came tumbling down one day. It was good Friday, April 7th, and we were as busy as ever. Our coworker Guillermo (Argentina) and I were busy scraping the fryer and filtering the oil getting ready for another wave of angry chuds all wanting some of our pollo. When this guy here says "I'll be back.. I gotta cure the meat before you can put it in." Big G an myself both made eye contact and found this odd but like I said this dudes word was like law. Nearly 30 minutes go by and the masses are ranting and raving pounding on our gates.

I rush back to the cooler where he slinked away to find out what's taking so friggin long... Sure as Sh!t what I saw with my eyes I will take to my grave. This motherfuc ker was balls deep in the chicken. A mass of chicken tenderloins compressed into a rough cylinder and he was just going to town on them. Looked me dead in my eyes an said "what bro you want a turn to??" When I tell you I darted out of that freezer fast as the Dickens. In my 32 years on this planet I've never seen somebody get fired so quickly. The manager was on his ass faster than you could say salmonella. Listen buddy if you see this i want you to know there should be a prison cell with your name on it.

Thanks for being a bro!
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

-rep furry

It's music like this that kept me paying rent a center for my kick ass home theater system.

+rep Awesome

Your vibes are putrid

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I WILL SUCK YOUR ♥♥♥♥ JUST LPEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND I AM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOT KIDDING AROUND

Soyuz Nerushimyy Respublik svobodnykh
Splotila naveki Velikaya Rus'.
Da zdravstvuet sozdannyy voley narodov
Edinyy, moguchiy Sovetskiy Soyuz!

[Pripev:]
Slav'sya otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyy oplot!
Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

Skvoz' grozy siyalo nam solntse svobody,
I Lenin velikiy nam put' ozaril:
Na pravoe delo on podnyal narody,
Na trud i na podvigi nas vdokhnovil!

[Pripev:]
Slav'sya otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyy oplot!
Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

V pobede bessmertnykh idey kommunizma
My vidim gryadushchee nashey strany,
I krasnomu znameni slavnoy Otchizny
Mi budem vsegda bezzavetno verny!

[Pripev:]
Slav'sya otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Druzhby narodov nadyozhnyy oplot!
Partiya Lenina - sila narodnaya
Nas k torzhestvu kommunizma vedyot!

Man, I can't BELIEVE they let a doofus like you into the marines. The way you walk around the Mess hall starring off into space bumping into people and stuff. You bumped into me and made me spill my tray you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cretin and it was riceroni Monday bro ♥♥♥♥♥♥ RICERONI MONDAY MY FAVORITE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAY OF THE WEEK. Chef wouldn't give me another plate either he just told me to ♥♥♥♥ off one meal per body. I will have my revenge on you, freak. I might just have to break into the armory, take my standard issue M249 SAW and mow you down like a blade of GRASS. I might get the ol m82A1 Barret .50 cal AKA the SASSER. I'll get my point across real good to you from a minimum distance of 500m.

You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb dude like we all make fun of you. Might as well be a stolen valor with how ♥♥♥♥♥♥ your uniform looks on you. Not only that but you smell like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ latrine. You don't change out of your cammies after PT. Sarge and even Gunny don't like you and gunny likes everyone. If by some snowballs chance in hell they decide to ship a ♥♥♥♥ up like you off to battle with is the only use you'll have will be cannon fodder. Billions of years of eveolution and youre what we get. Beats me why the brass thought it was a good idea to give a Neanderthal like you a loaded weapon but let me tell you that I personally hope a 7.62 round from some Brown mans ak47 in a foreign country takes you out of the gene pool permanently, hell the other guys and I even have a pool on how long it will take. Okay, Get some sleep sweet prince cause when you see me in the morning you are going to wish you never enlisted.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually ♥♥♥♥ her in every hole.
Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to ♥♥♥♥ her tight ♥♥♥♥♥ every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.
As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck.

Thank you very much for the help in mission 2 of Nioh!

GOOJIE BUOOAB

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This guy actually cheated and it ruined my CS GO game.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you say about me you little ♥♥♥♥♥?

Meme Machine 10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFQLk3mTzo
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Tells people to hang them self in a game. - 1000000 rep

Cyka blyat

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fegitmor dirty hor

Fegitmeng

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