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28 of 50 (56%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:25pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:08pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 10:29am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:28pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:19am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:22am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:16pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 9:03am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 11:40am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:04am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:38pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 11:30am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 10:37am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 11:17am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 12:17pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 12:58pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 12:53pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 1:06pm

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 11:38am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 9:59am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2017 @ 12:10pm

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 12:09pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 12:25pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 12:17pm

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 1:04pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:00pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 2:33pm

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2017 @ 11:55am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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