TWO hundred years bad lueck

EVABOY HAS BEEN FOUND ALIVE IN BAGUIO. FOLLOWING THE UNEXPECTED POPULARITY OF HIS NXC WORKS "CHOW GARDENS" AND MID-WAY THROUGH WORKING ON THE UNFINISHED ALBUM "JOOJ TIL I DIE", FILIPINO-AMERICAN V-MUSICIAN EVABOY HAD A TOTAL MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND WENT INTO ISOLATION. WITH THE HELP OF VIRTUAL DJ "GANJINCMANE", PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS "DJ GAPE", EVABOY FAKED HIS DEATH, AS THE JEALOUS INTERNET SOUNDCLOUD COLLECTIVES FORMED BY 15 YEAR OLD EVANGELION FANS ON DISCORD PUT A BOUNTY ON EVABOY'S HEAD, SIFTING THROUGH ANY INFO THEY CAN TO FIND A REASON TO CALL OUR BELOVED EVABOY OUT AND DEEM HIM PROBLEMATIC. SINCE THEN, EVABOY HAS BEEN HIDING AWAY IN BAGUIO PHILIPPINES, HOMELESS, LIVING IN HIS CAR, AND WORKING ON A NEW ALBUM WITH A MICROPHONE, SYNTH, AND SAMPLER HE BUILT FROM SCRATCH USING METAL SCRAPS HE WOULD FIND IN THA TRASH. UNFORTUNATELY (OR FORTUNATELY) FOR GANJINCMANE, HE HAD A BRIEF STAY IN JAIL UNTIL IT WAS DISCOVERED THAT THE KILLING WAS AN ORCHESTRATED RUSE. GANJINCMANE IS CURRENTLY ON PR

BATION, HOSTING A RADIO SHOW, AND EVABOY AND HIM ARE STILL BEST BUDS.

THIS ALBUM IS PARTLY THE COMPLETED MISSING PIECES OF THE PREVIOUS EVABOY ALBUM, AND ADDITIONALLY THE RESULT OF ~2 YEARS OF LAYING LOW, BEING VINDICTIVE AND BITTER, SOMETIMES SELF REFLECTING TO A POINT OF TOTAL SELF HATRED, AND INCORRECTLY DEALING WITH A LIFE RUINING AND DEBILITATING MENTAL ILLNESS THAT ONLY WORKED TO FURTHER BURN EVABOY AND THOSE AROUND HIM. AND AS SO, THIS NEW ALBUM IS TITLED "BEEF". BECAUSE THIS ALBUM IS ABOUT THE BEEF. THIS ALBUM IS BEEF. ANY BEEF. MY BEEF. YOUR BEEF. FOOD BEEF. THIS IS BEEF. IF YOU HAVE BEEF, THIS IS THE ALBUM YOU BEEF TO. GET READY TO BEEF. EVABOY HAS RETURNED. ♥♥♥♥ YOU AND DIE.

Come back

okay }:D ^w^

can we build a nest here

helped me hold my pee

femjak

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+rep, Trolldier 😳

I made you a balloon animal! :o) ⠀⠀⠀⠀

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liberals be like "76561198337705174 genders!"

76561198337705174 derps. thats how many it took before WOKE steam stepped in.

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you're so derp <3

+rep Leaves the sexiest ragdolls in their wake!

Slob on her paw like

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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YAY!

screws on even bigger antlers =( ˘ᴥ˘ )=

unscrews your antlers

Now watch me whip!

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Now watch me(ow) nae nae !!

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I saw this dance in a vine comp I hope you like it XD

+rep, great person!

are you ok

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yeah, that was just a bit, I'm sure if we played when i wasn't doing a gimmick we would be cool, no hard feelings

♥♥♥♥♥

lesbian

GLADos yaoi

let me Out

lesbian

i am a witch and i have casted 50 curses and spells on your name

no

glados yuri

hates the poor, is just a really pompous pal

please let me out of your basement its been years

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interaction occurred

rocketdanny2009 approved tag

bro think they on djungkelskog

https://youtu.be/d4G_4l5rGzg

that server ended up being trashy because of that one edgy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, but i'm surprised you actually threw out the free key. i can't accept it tho because i'd feel scummy. thanks though lol

+rep, thanks for the free weapon!