This random message is just here to wish you well at the halfway point of the year! (A little late but still)

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do you really think you could take me in a 1v1? heh. not only do a I posses a vast arsenal of swords and knives, but I am also highly proficient in a number of martial arts such as Judo, jujutsu, aikido, krav maga, karate, kung fu, taekwondo, Iado, ninjutsu and muay thai. I am currently a 5th degree blackbelt and known for stifling opponents triple my size. in my dojo, I am revered as the highest of protégés. those who have had the privilege to spar with me have all praised me for my literacy in the craft. I try not to boast of course, as they are all well below my level. although, if I wanted, I could easily disable them all, permanently. so let me make it clear for you, kid. you got absolutely NO chance. N A D A. not even the slightest. now get out of my sight before you really make me mad.

After a good game of arma 3, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great arma and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a arma lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Sometimes you fuse into inugami

i gotu bro