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What are you guys playing?

I'm supposed to be playing CS:GO but this one player keeps kicking my ass.

Is it Süsse?!

Yeah, Süsse.

Who is Süsse?

Some say Süsse is the first CS:GO player ever.

Born from fire.

I heard, Süsse can hurl a boulder farther than a catapult.

I heard Süsse once defeated an entire army with a single blow.

But the worst part is, just when you think you're safe, just when you think you might escape...

WHAM!!! Just like that!

*Iphone Notification*

What? No, no no no, no no no!

*Iphone Notification*

That's impossible!

"Süsse" has ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my dad!

Mine too!

Aw you guys, I'm sure it's not that bad.

You have no idea what just happend.

I might have some idea.

*Woman turns around, and powers her device's screen, showing her dad is in fact, with Süsse, laying in bed and naked and making out*

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