your game completion rate is crazy wowzers

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MY DEAR WORMS
OH, HOW I ADORE THEE!
THE WAY YOU SQUIRM AND WRIGGLE, MAKES
MY HEART FLUTTER AND GIGGLE,
I WOULD GIVE ANYTHING TO BE, YOUR
FAVORITE HUMAN, DON'T YOU SEE?
I WILL OFFER YOU MONEY, TREATS AND
DELIGHTS, IF YOU COULD BE MY LITTLE
WORMS FOR LIFE.
SO, MY BELOVED WORMS, PLEASE CONSIDER
GIVING ME THE CHANCE TO BE YOUR FOREVER
LEADER.
WITH LOVE AND ADMIRATION
[YOUR WORM IN WARMTH]

only f*male to receive Nobel peace prize for her war efforts

+rep her top energy is wild and i love her for it

++++rep, is one hell of a clown

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