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Mr. Potato Head

Robert/Mr. Potato Head

Sydney, New South Wales, Australia

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Global Sentinel

500 XP

There Charon stands, who rules the dreary coast –
A sordid god: down from his hairy chin
A length of beard descends, uncombed, unclean;
His eyes, like hollow furnaces on fire;
A girdle, foul with grease, binds his obscene attire.

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Stuff that people look at.

:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: I'm a gentleman, I eat ass with a knife and fork :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:

Give this man a baby and he'll nurture it. However, if you give this man an awp he'll court ya, ladies.

Previous Teams

(CGA)
Ninja Doge - OdstarJ, Starboy, Magi, xGama, FuryNZ (Potato-sub)
RatJam - OdstarJ, Starboy, Juicer, Cazza, Mr. Potato Head
- OrdstarJ, dr!en, StarBoy, Benny, Mr. Potato Head
INFUSED - Mastcks, Leo, Saldi, Gla, Mr. Potato Head
GARGANTUA-- Mastcks, Leo, Nozzy, Gla, Mr. Potato Head
Platform Zero eSports - Leo, RYME, Fowl, Mastcks, Mr. Potato Head, andehhz
(CGO)
The Odyssey - aiyserR, BloodRaptor, 2sBs, aaether, Mr. Potato Head
PISTRIS ESPORTS - aiyserR, Flixz, Whitepointer, 2sBs, Mr. Potato Head
DiggersAU -♛ZєяTє¢™ツ, Dirtyy, Scypher, Mr. Potato Head, slickk
Acquiro - FaTaL, pickle., slickk, SPIRIT, Mr. Potato Head

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/officialmrpotatohead

CSGO-pw9vS-Ht46Q-4DcCm-npNtJ-7hTOG
CSGO-TKqoh-dit6o-Afoqj-MF8nU-eNNMB
CSGO-GJbkx-rwbvO-SjGej-6J59H-hqKjC
CSGO-MmdYE-fCh2h-aYPwU-XUe4v-xdfiK

Some Cool Stream Clips
Ace - https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulShyCaterpillarRiPepperonis
Why you haf to be mad - https://clips.twitch.tv/BraveDirtyStrawberryKappa
Molly Kill - https://clips.twitch.tv/CallousPlumpHumanArsonNoSexy

--------------------- Will NOT accept friend requests from private profiles ---------------------

ESEA - https://play.esea.net/users/869682
Faceit - https://www.faceit.com/en/players/CynG

https://gfycat.com/OrderlyThatBushsqueaker

Sensitivity - 2.3
DPI - 400
Resolution - Widescreen 16:9 - 1920x1080
Role - AWPer/rifle

Smurf - http://steamproxy.net/id/mrpotatoheadsmurf

Dont play too much MatchMaking these days, cause aint no body got time for that

JUST GONNA GET FLOSS

Specs - i dont have a computer

--------------- Nice Words From The Community ---------------

s0mething2k : dude its so obv haaahah
c2k :] : cause ur ♥♥♥ hacking hahahahaaha
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dusky : trash cheaters
dusky : knows my spot
dusky : ispro..
dusky : ischeat
dusky : trash ♥♥♥♥
dusky : im cgi..
dusky : and ge
dusky : so..
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*DEAD* Chris's Friend : lol
*DEAD* Chris's Friend : smallest peak
*DEAD* Chris's Friend : dont be a closet cheater.
Chris's Friend : unplug the usb
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Fou|play : mad hacks
Mr. Potato Head : TY
Fou|play : rpeot
Fou|play : poggers
Fou|play : what happened to the hacks?

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Xi Jinping 9 Jan @ 11:20pm

Good afternoon Mr. Potato Head, we from the Australian Society of Urology have received your emailed questions, and we are pleased to answer them:

1) Yes, 9 cm is considered small. We suggest surgical process;

2) No, it is not common for condoms to become loose. There is no super small size, this size is unique;

3) Although 9 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach climax during sexual intercourse, so if this does not occur in your relationships as mentioned, it may be lack of competence on your part;

4) No, you can't have a prostate exam, it's only for people over 50. Please do not insist;

5) The strong desire for same-sex people may be a strong sign of a tendency towards homosexuality;

We are available for any questions!

Xi Jinping 18 Nov, 2023 @ 1:47am

I think I rizzed too hard I slid into this femboys DMs by saying "Are you Mrs. Butterworth cuz you're hella sweet and you got that hourglass figure" and it went so well, and we had the common interest of playing guitar so I thought why not ask him "Do you wanna play guitar together? I could do the fingering then you could do the stroking." But now he's not responding
He had told me he liked pistachio, so naturally I tried saving it by saying "Are you pistachio mochi? Cuz you look smooth, soft, and squishy, but sweet on the inside too," but he's still not responding
Did I fumble? Did I rizz too hard?

WarZone 11 Jun, 2023 @ 9:08am

y so mad? y so bad

SexGod001 2 Jan, 2023 @ 7:20am

long time pro WALLER

Cazza` 16 Dec, 2022 @ 7:12am

Highly recommend BFG KM3s

RYM3 23 May, 2022 @ 5:13am

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

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