Mr MonkeyP00
Mr MonkeyP00   Midland, Texas, United States
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Chickens
Chickens look peculiar.
They feed on worms and seed.
We eat so many of them
It’s a wonder they can breed.

They scratch and cluck and peck all day,
Or sit there laying eggs.
They haven’t got the faintest clue
That people eat their legs.

Chickens are all feathery.
They strut about with pride.
You couldn’t eat a raw one,
But they’re great Kentucky-fried.

Although chickens have got wings
No one lets them fly.
Instead we make them run around
‘Cause we like chicken thigh.

Chickens in the chicken hut.
Chickens in the yard.
You can eat most of them,
But their beaks are pretty hard.
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HitNRun 19 Nov, 2016 @ 9:15pm 
+Rep chill af
Kyaero 18 Oct, 2016 @ 12:02pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
Juan 24 Sep, 2016 @ 8:53pm 
derp a herp
Flaffle 23 Sep, 2016 @ 8:14pm 
herp derp
bladeefan123 23 Sep, 2016 @ 8:12pm 
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lym 29 Aug, 2016 @ 3:45pm 
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