I sexually identify as Home Alone 2. Ever since my name was Kevin I wanted to be lost in New York during the holidays. I want to be pursued by two creepy pedophiles day in and day out so I can set traps for them to fall in to. My friend sexually identifies as pigeon but I'm okay with that since I'm lost in New York and she lets me feed them sometimes. I found out I was Home Alone 2 when I just needed some batteries for my voice recorder. I just want to give a final shoutout to the Home Alone community for being so supportive and helping me through the holidays while I'm lost in New York and my family is in Florida. Thank you and this is my house and I have to defend it.