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make the rubble bounce.
-- Winston Churchill
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The real problem with hunting elephants is carrying the decoys.
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Remove me from this land of slaves,
Where all are fools, and all are knaves,
Where every knave and fool is bought,
Yet kindly sells himself for nought;
-- Jonathan Swift
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Dawn, n.:
The time when men of reason go to bed.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
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Everyone who comes in here wants three things:
1. They want it quick.
2. They want it good.
3. They want it cheap.
I tell 'em to pick two and call me back.
-- sign on the back wall of a small printing company in Delaware
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
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In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure dome decree
But only if the NFL to a franchise would agree.
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