Recent reviews by Human Caviar

I love this game

The amount of atrocities I would commit to live this man's life.

I suck at this game.

There is something empowering about hurling flaming tennis balls at naked inbred cannibals.

Warning for Oculus Quest 2 users.
You MAY encounter some weird problems when using SteamVR.

I was able to load games properly, but I was not able to output the video to my headset. Still working on a way to get around this issue. Will update review (hopefully).

*Balloon* Monkey go brrrrrrrrr

I often think that if I had lost my virginity in high school I wouldn't have ever played this game.
Well here I am in college writing a review for porn. And before you say "it no hv pron.!" I would like you to know that this game is indeed porn. Well, at least now it is, seeing how I aggressively pulled out my sweat scented debit card from my back pocket, in what can only be described as a fit of pure ecstasy to buy the DLC. During the event it never once occurred to me that I could simply look up the missing scenes on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, and save myself a few bucks and a bit of dignity. But no, the folks over at Patisserie La Soleil needed my dollars more than me. It was a small price to pay to hear the sound of cat girls in heat pour from my headphones at 3 in the morning. Watching in awe as they get filled up by an oddly shaped object made entirely of pixels. All in all, I regret nothing.

10/10 IGN

Make this into a drinking game and watch the anger levels soar.

This game is a pure joyride, would highly recommend to anyone looking for a fun shooter.

It's aight