Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Now, here's Tom with the Weather.....You never see a positive drug story on the news. They always have the same LSD story. You've all seen it: "Today a young man on acid … thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy!" What a ♥♥♥♥. He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground first? Check it out? You don't see geese lined up to catch elevators to fly south; they fly from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ground. He's an idiot. He's dead. Good! We lost a moron? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ celebrate. There's one less moron in the world.