i agree so much by part 30 of skibidi toilet i was in tears due to the beauty and creativity displayed in the series ever since i skibidied for the first time years ago i havent lost rizz and stayed gyattful which just showed me how life changing the series is its so good i havent missed an episode since due to the peak rizz being shown on this sigma series ive gained 30 skibillion skibidi bucks after watching skibidi toilet just due to the sheer power the series eminates and i dont plan to ever lose any rizz any time soon
peace out gyatt queens and rizzlers

Haha omg ich bin seit gestern in London auf Urlaub und bin ins Hotel gegangen. Der Rezeptionist so "Good day sir, how may I help you?" und ich hatte mich schon so auf diesen Moment gefreut. Endlich konnte ich ganz England die Überlegenheit des deutschen Humors beweisen und wiedergutmachen, was vor fast achtzig Jahren schiefgegangen war. Ich grinste breit und holte tief Luft. Am Augenrollen des Rezeptionisten erkannte ich, dass er wüsste was nun kommen würde.

Konnte es etwa sein, dass, wenn man denselben Jokus an jeder Ecke nutzt, dieser irgendwann nicht mehr lustig sein würde? Kennste man das nicht von irgendwo? Egal.

"SPRICH DEUTSCH DU HURENSOHN" brüllte ich und dabbte mehrmals vor dem sichtbar genervten Angelsachsen.

Hawk Tuah ruined my life

I am cooked tuah crisp. I need tuah walk tuah gym, and talk tuah therapist.

I got tuah lock the ♥♥♥♥ in, and invest in some stowcks tuah make more money, and if I start tuah-king tuah more people, maybe tuahmorrow a baddie will give me hawk tuah.

I am so shock tuaht myself, because I have watched tuah much brainro tuah ruin my brain, and im gonna get mocked tuah oblivion, and told tuah touach grass.

I know it's probably tuah late for me, but I'm not going tuah worry, because I got a glock that goes tuah, and if my life starts tuah-oppling down even more, I'll pull tuaht trigger and fire twouah shots intuah my brain, or I'll jump intuah toaster bath and get shocked tuah death zapuah.

And Instead of spitting on that thang, i should be studying for my dang exams.

-rep didn't accept my high key high ball high octane high energy offer for double the price

slacks didn't sign the profile, so I will

Are you the famous Chris, Chris?

Me [19F] with my boyfriend [19M] of 1 year, how can I make him stop using twitch memes in every day conversation?

So my boyfriend loves to play dota 2 and is very immersed in twitch culture and this has extended to his everyday conversation. It seems like he can't go one sentence without using one such twitch "meme", like "pogchamp", "omegalul", "monka s", "bible thump", or "monka giga". I am fine with him watching twitch and enjoying his video games but honestly it's quite embarrassing when we are talking to someone in public and he just randomly busts out a twitch "meme". It's so cringey and all my friends think he's weird. And don't even get me started on the random japanese phrases (he's white...)

I swear this sounds like a meme post but I promise this is my real life ;___;

tl;dr boyfriend won't stop with the embarrassing twitch phrases and I'm concerned it's interfering with his social skills..

I killed you multiple times with mmph on 2nd and last. Schizo alert?

i played pyro throughout and you didnt. from a guy who said pyro is easy u sure didnt execute well So not only did you rage quit on pyro you rage quit the game. You had everything to gain by staying but nope you left.

i ran away because you were ubercharged and i had no airblast. The only thing to do is run away, but you chased me to spawn, wasted the uber AND YOU STILL DIDNT KILL ME.

not once did i say tf2center. you brought that up yourself. The videos on my profile are not from tf2center they are from actual matches, things you dont know about clearly with your 2 for 17 on a tf2center lobby

you played pyro and spy. you suck at pyro. therefore you cant play any class other than spy. U lied in your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ essay so i cant believe you for anything else.

dont bother replying ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because you clearly are out of your league, literally.

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You want to know why I love Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic? Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic is a completely self-made meme. So many other memes are based in nostalgic childrens shows, funny faces, relatable situations, or references. Not Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic. It's a low-res boar, and an arbitrary method of describing it. The first person to ever upvote Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic did not do so out of recognition. The first person to ever upvote Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic did not do so because a pre-existing meme format. The first person to ever upvote Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic upvoted a meme literally pulled from the ether by sheer human creativity and willpower. Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic is evidence that humans can stare into the meaningless void of eternity and force their own meaning onto to it. I will always upvote Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Etruscan, ceramic!

merry christmas

Any HOT girls out here that play fortnite, wanna play with me. Not like in a sexual way or anything I just wanna know what its like to play fortnite with a cute girl such as you. And no I'm not a creep I actually have a gf who is probably hotter then you. So if your a hot girl and wanna play some fortnite please call me :)

Loli? Really? Loli. Is that the level you'd stoop to just to get off? You know that's basically anime childporn, right? You do know that it'd be halfway less bad-looking on you if you were a furry, right? Do you know where furries go to talk to other furries? Furry conventions. But for the lolicon, wanna know where they go to talk with other lolicons? Prison. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PRISON. Get out of my sights, just looking at you is making me ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sick. That you'd even think of saying something like that in my presence. Know your place you perverted piece of ♥♥♥♥. I bet you only wanna ♥♥♥♥ a loli because they're the only ones that'll feel your micro-♥♥♥♥♥ baby ♥♥♥♥. A full-grown woman wouldn't even bother looking at you. Ugh... ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ew. Go away! Go! GO!!! GET THE ♥♥♥♥ OUT!!!! No one wants you here, you pedophile! Hey, everyone, Chris is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pedophile! They like lolis! Hahaha!~ Have fun in prison, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cuck. <3

So yeah, maybe I beat my ♥♥♥♥ to a busty armadillo that one time. That armadillo was a chick. Anthro ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't furry, but anthro dudes? ♥♥♥♥♥ that's sus as ♥♥♥♥. Like if I'mma finna beat my ♥♥♥♥ to Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf I wanna see her with the Male Villager (no lesbo ♥♥♥♥ that's gay ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm a Jehovah's Witness) not some animal ♥♥♥♥♥. Like one time I was about ta polish my bishop to some hot Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf fanart when I see she's getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by that hawk ♥♥♥♥♥ Pierce. Like what the ♥♥♥♥?! I ain't into that gay ♥♥♥♥! And Pierce? Why the ♥♥♥♥ would I wanna see a bird's ♥♥♥♥? And to stiff ya boy Eugene (the objectively best Animal Crossing: New Leaf character) like that is downright ignorant smh

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?? it's Cocktober 😈🌚 u kno what that means SLUT-O-WEEN send this to 7 of ur sluttiest ghost ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ if u get 7 back ur a slutty witch ♥♥♥♥♥ but if u get 10 back ur the spookiest slut on the block 🌚😈🔮💯 you've been visited by the thottie ghost‼‼ if u don't send this to 🔟 other thots💁🏽😩💋 you will get NO ♥♥♥♥ 🙅🏽✋🏽👋🏽 this Halloween 🎃😜😉

I once met Neil Degrasse Tyson in person. I asked him "how did you get so smart?" He replied with a chuckle and gestured for me to come closer. I approached him and he whispered in my ear "wubba lubba dub dub".

Of course, I thought. It all makes sense. Neil Degrasse Tyson got his genius from Rick and Morty. Only a true astrophysicist could understand the subtle, nuanced humour in the show. I apologized for being so foolish and he accepted my apology. He added, "I see you understood my reference. I already know you will one day be as smart as I."

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My teacher said to me I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything. I scoffed at him. Shocked, my teacher asked what was so funny, that my future is on the line. "Well...you see professor" I said as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand. "I watch Rick and Morty." The class was shocked, they merely watched pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor. "...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety." "Its simple, my child...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!" One other student laughed in the back, I turned to see a who this fellow genius is. It was none other than Albert Einstein.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you youre so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someones happy;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy youre so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lipsIm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmm~ so musky drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~

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i would love if you crotch bumped by ass :D

massive cyber bully

I am a 22 year old American student (1/44th Japanese - so stop calling me a weeaboo haters!!! t(=n=)) currently living in Tokyo (東京), Japan for my studies!!! Sooo itsu and Japanese girls are sooo kawaii!!! ♥（ﾉ´∀`）XD XD XD

I watch many animes including; Attack on Titan (進撃の巨人) - DUH XD XD XD, Black Butler (黒執事), Bleach (ブリーチ), Darker than Black (黒の契約者), Gin Tama (銀魂), Naruto (ナルト) - PRE-SHIPPUDEN OBVIOUSLY (SHIPPUDEN is sooo dasai (ださい)) XD XD XD, Shugo Chara! (しゅごキャラ!), AND MANY MANY MANY MORE!!!

I'm such an otaku (オタク)!!! (*´ω｀*) XD XD XD

Best vocaloid: Hatsune Miku (初音ミク)!!! (♥ω♥*) XD XD XD

I ♥ JAPAN!!! ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ XD XD XD

何てことだ!!! KAWAII OVERDOSE!!! ＼(★^∀^★)／ XD XD XD [loli.dance]

Feel free to add me if you are a fellow otaku (オタク)!!! NYAHHH~ (⁎˃ᆺ˂) XD XD XD

NO HATERS ALLOWED!!! 〴⋋_⋌〵DX DX DX

One time my mother called me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother

hmm yes

but youre a grill?

absolutely homosex

Hey everyone, Chris here. and I was thinking about how TF2 can effect your life, so I decided to write about how it affected mine in a huge way.
I am a pedophile. Not the sort of pedophile that abducts girls, but the sort of pedophile that has a fetish for younger people. I'd never actually rape or molest somebody, that's just wrong. I just fantasize about it a lot, and sometimes I look at child porn. Now, I know what you're thinking. "WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥, CHRIS! YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SICK!"
But here's how Team Fortress has conquered my problem. Since playing I havent even masturbated to any child porn, I haven't fantasized about it. I haven't even thought about it at all! Team Fortress is such an amazing game, and the amount of joy it brought to my life had overridden the amount of joy I got from masturbating to children.

Chris (chris)

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *lifts up mouse* my name is flusha but u can call me t3h f1u5h4 oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see my aim is very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 frag random ppl like me ^_^... im 23 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch cheat bust videos of me w/ my igl (i toggle if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite pastime!!! bcuz im SOOO random!!!! pronax's random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random mouse-lifters =) like they say the shadier the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of frags here so give me lots of headshotses!!!!
BOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toggles!!!!!
love and spraydowns,
*~t3h f1u5h4 oF d00m~*

yes because you can smell how many girls someone ♥♥♥♥♥♥, anyway, you had the chance to not be a virgin in the first comment, now there's pretty much a 100% chance on you being a virgin, no this weekend i'm over at my girlfriends house, and no we're not going to have a gangbang with like, 1 million other girls unlike you mr. i♥♥♥♥everyone

do NOT meme me the ♥♥♥♥ up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀 bad ♥♥♥♥ ba̷̶ ԁ ♥♥♥♥ 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎♥♥♥♥ right 👎👎 th 👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫 i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad ♥♥♥♥

lol sentry main

chris look we revived your old team pls play with us

oh wow I didnt know you liked point and click games so much you have almost 1400 hours in one! I'll send u one on fb if u open my chest in farmville

Hey man I sent you a farmville package can you send one back?

Chrisj

+rep legit gifter

"Half woman, half worse, both things i like to ♥♥♥♥" Chris 2015

i want 2 ad u about issues with my ugc stel hilandr teim

Yes.

it's true.

[2:58:24] (Channel) Chris.: i want brothel

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