Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know much legislative news I consume a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe me. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop being politically engaged and voting? A country big enough to influence the world goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in.

I am not, a disengaged voter, Skylar. I am the voter. A guy opens his door and refuses to vote, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who votes!

Woah there buddy, I see you just sent an angry emoji alongside your message, not to be that guy but are you really trying to get mad at me? ME? The one you've been talking to for FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT is now the one you hate? Okay this ends here buddy, pack your stuff now because that angry emoji is the end of us. I didn't realise how dense you are that you managed to send an angry emoji, stay mad.

Today my life changed forever. The gaming laptop I ordered online finally came after months of waiting. I couldn’t wait to bring it to class and surprise all my friends. When the time came I made sure to arrive early so I could set up. My fellow students started to take seats and I was the star of the show. Nobody spoke to me, but I could tell in the way they looked at my Quantum Ripper UD600 that they were jealous. One student even started to cry. I bathed in their exultation. My laptop was stronger than theirs. It was better. So much better. The class started and I turned it on. It only took me a second to transcend. Warm light bathed my face, I could not see, but I could feel. My body hummed with energy. A cool breeze stirred and there was a sound like distant thunder. This was power. This was peace. My class no longer mattered. Nothing mattered. It was just me and my gaming laptop. I couldn’t even hear their screams. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love gaming laptops.

Every time. Every. Single. Time. I go to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ youtube or discord or reddit or whatever else, whenever i go to a meme's comments i ALWAYS see one trash comment like that. When i go to the comments or replies or whatever else im looking for insightful commentary or a GOOD JOKE, not that basic ass copy n paste ♥♥♥♥. "Oh! As a person who-" SHUT UP!!!! YAP YAP YAP SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP!!! ALWAYS THE SAME WHEREVER YOU LOOK JUST SHUT THE ♥♥♥♥ UP IM TIRED OF IT!

If I see any more ':3' I am going to smash my head against the wall.

What the ♥♥♥♥ does it even mean? Wtf do you mean ':3'?

People use it in the weirdest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ways. I used to think it was some quirky smily but people ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ put it anywhere at all? There was this post about depression and the OP wrote ':3' at the end.

Don't even make me talk about reddit chains but this is the worst, there's like one ':3' in the comments and every other reply in the chain is ':3'

Like someone goes :3 and every reply is like :3 :3 :3 :3

And aren't redditors supposed to be real people behind the scenes? Why can't you just talk like people? Why do you have to ':3'?

And don't even talk about discord, literally every other sentence has a ':3' in it.

TLDR; I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it, stop using it, or I will start using :4

Hey Reddit, I know the title sounds bad, but hear me out. I own an apartment complex and I've been renting to this single mom of six for 13 years. She's always been a good tenant, but this month she was 25 seconds late on her rent payment. And I mean, come on, 25 seconds?

Now, I know some of you may say that I'm being petty, but I was just trying to make a statement.

Speaking of her reason, she claimed that her son needed heart surgery and she had trouble coming up with the money. But come on, who doesn't have a credit card these days? Plus, I'm sure her son's heart can wait a few more days until she gets her finances in order.

I know some of you may be thinking, "But she's been a good tenant for 13 years, can't you cut her some slack?" Well, no, I can't. Rules are rules, and if I make an exception for her, then I'll have to make an exception for everyone.

So, Reddit, am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for evicting a single mom of six over 25 seconds of late rent payment?