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terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them.
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Someone in DAYTON, Ohio is selling USED CARPETS to a SERBO-CROATIAN
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"There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a howling
away at the sons of his father and going blurp blurp in between as if it were
a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to
see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was."
- Alex in "Clockwork Orange"
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A definition of teaching: casting fake pearls before real swine.
-- Bill Cain, "Stand Up Tragedy"
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If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
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Successophobia:
The fear that if one is successful, then one's personal needs
will be