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Recent reviews by Mqsy

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1 person found this review funny
19.0 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
surprisingly helped with my erectile dysfunciton
Posted 23 September, 2022.
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9.8 hrs on record (4.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
my pp hole is smiling
Posted 25 November, 2021.
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6.4 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
good game i am not a furry i swear
Posted 21 April, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
putting this game in my will so my future children get to experience what i did
Posted 8 March, 2021.
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83.7 hrs on record (30.3 hrs at review time)
hornet can step on me
Posted 16 February, 2021. Last edited 16 February, 2021.
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0.4 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
i was 10 when my dog hit my mom over the head with a plate. she had internal bleeding, and would only have 3 days left to live. her passing words were to "check your steam library... ive left something for you." devastated, i checked my steam library when i got home and i saw the game Russian Hentai downloaded on my computer. skeptically, i opened it up, and my life was changed the instant i saw the character select screen. in the 17 minutes i have played, i learned how to code in 6 different languages, learned how to collect bottles while shooting bears, and i learned to cope with my mothers death. this game has changed my life, and i know it will change yours.
Posted 9 February, 2021.
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731.7 hrs on record (464.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
great game if you dont mind the trauma from angry russians yelling at you
Posted 22 January, 2021.
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152.6 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
cozy
Posted 9 January, 2021.
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62.0 hrs on record (6.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
spoky
Posted 3 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
484.9 hrs on record (216.6 hrs at review time)
this game has changed my life, but not in the way you might think. now, when my mom gives me mushrooms on my plate i tell her "are you f-ing kidding me? bungus is an F tier item unless i'm playing engineer, but thanks for the scrap ig." i then go to the teleporter (my school bus) and when i ask my bus driver what character shes playing she tells me "are you a f-ing idiot?" some people just don't understand. in gym i tried showing off my god run stats by using my hopoo feathers, but to my surprise none of them worked. kids at lunch often throw food at me, but jokes on them because i'm running a razor wire build. before going home i usually go to the local drug store and ask for soldier syringes, but i'm usually kicked out before i can pay in lunar coins. now, every time i see anything remotely green and metallic looking i run in the opposite direction. i tried strumming my ukulele so my IDIOT teacher would get electrocuted but that didn't work either. this game has taught me hardship, survival, and endurance, and has forever changed my life.
Posted 2 January, 2021. Last edited 25 January, 2022.
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