Progres Pencapaian POSTAL 2 Спидвагон

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 5:23am

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 6:43am

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 6:10am

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 6:57am

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 7:51am

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 11:55am

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 7:19am

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 8:52am

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 10:04am

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 11:37am

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Didapatkan pada 18 Feb 2022 @ 12:47pm

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 9:40am

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 12:43pm

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 8:44am

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 11:32am

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 9:32am

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 11:50am

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2022 @ 5:10am

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Didapatkan pada 19 Feb 2022 @ 9:44am

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2022 @ 4:44am

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 10:02am

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 9:39am

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 11:37am

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 5:19am

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Didapatkan pada 18 Feb 2022 @ 1:34pm

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 5:26am

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan @ 7:05am

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 5:18am

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 7:38am

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 5:20am

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 10:21am

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Didapatkan pada 15 Feb 2022 @ 5:10am

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Didapatkan pada 14 Feb 2022 @ 9:49am

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2024 @ 7:35am

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2024 @ 9:20am

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan @ 8:16am

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.

Didapatkan pada 29 Des 2024 @ 8:36am

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.

Didapatkan pada 5 Jan @ 7:55am

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Didapatkan pada 13 Feb 2022 @ 8:21am

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

25 / 30

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

8 / 30

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

2 / 30

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

1 / 10

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

0 / 3

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

12 / 30

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

25 / 30

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

0 / 20

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

14 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

360 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

5 / 30