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DI SANTI DI PENSATORI DI SCIENZIATI
DI NAVIGATORI DI TRASMIGRATORI
Next day I woke up early, with a smile on my face I thought "today I will meet my first waifu, I can't believe it, I can't wait to cuddle her".
After 2 hours the doorbell rings, I rush to open and I see the delivery guy greeting me with a big package (the box with my pillow, you DEGENERATE UwU).
When I opened it I saw some stains on my waifu... it was horrifing... SOMEONE TOOK HER VIRGINITY BEFORE ME! I was shocked. I cried all day and all night.
In desparation I chopped my thingy and I send it as a refund to Bezos.
After two months I find out I was pregnat because of the stuff on the pillow (I couldn't help myself to grope my waifu at least once, even if she betrayed me). In the end It was Bezos son.
Bezos is now paying me for child support.
I won.