hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you 😉 sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really cute and nice xxx

I frenched meme's and it was the moistest thing ever..

Hey Big Boy!! ((: Remember that time we were using my moms measuring tape to measure our gains? And once we ran out of muscles to measure the only thing left was to measure our ♥♥♥♥♥? So first we did it flaccid but the numbers weren't very impressive so we decided we better try it with boners. But you were shy and didn't wanna jerk it in front of me to get hard so you asked if I could do it for you?! lol and then I was still bigger so you said it was because I give ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hand jobs! haha anyways I cant wait to get drunk with you later and measure our ♥♥♥♥♥! Love you buddy

Somebody once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
He said, "I need to get away from this place"
I said, "That's a concept
I could use some fuel myself
And we could all use a little chaaange"

Well, the years start comin' and they don't stop comin'
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin'
It didn't make sense not to live for fun
When your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb
And there's so much to do, and there's so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the backstreets?
You'll never know if you don't go (Go!)
Yeah baby, you'll never shine if you don't glooww

Heeeey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Heeeey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break that mold

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Hey it's me, we just played together. I noticed you didn't add me but I sent you a friend request haha, maybe it glitched or something you're pretty cool though like I said before, that's why I got my team to throw for you. It's so cool to see a girl playing in games though. I know you have a boyfriend so I hope he treats you well. Like if I was your boyfriend I'd make you sandwiches while you play and buy you chocolate and give you back rubs and call you cool and laugh with you at all your jokes, not real though because we aren't together (at least yet) ;) Yeah so haha you should totally accept my friend request so we can talk more and have fun together, just as friends of course coz otherwise it would be weird and I don't want to get cooties from you ewwwww (just joking, I would like your cooties) :p