Your daily dose of bad puns baby:

17:29 - Davidulka: they dont call me pleasant for nothing

21:24 - Davidulka: m8
21:24 - Davidulka: im high
21:28 - Davidulka: because i live on 8th floor

22:05 - Davidulka: a book fell on my head
22:05 - Davidulka: i guess i only got myshelf to blame

22:11 - Davidulka: why do ghost like elevators?
22:11 - Morgulan: I dont know
22:12 - Davidulka: because it lifts thier spirits

17:15 - Davidulka: Wanna play cs go?
17:16 - Davidulka: Lol jk I don't have pc
17:44 - Morgulan: just go and lock yourself in a closet and dont come back

[20:16:01] Morgulan: ?
[20:16:11] Davidulka: nothing
[20:16:17] Davidulka: im kinda tired
[20:16:22] Davidulka: get it
[20:16:27] Davidulka: cuz we played a racing game
[20:16:35] Morgulan: XD

18:08 - Davidulka: m8
18:08 - Davidulka: what did the squid say to the other squid
18:08 - Morgulan: suck my ink
18:09 - Davidulka: no
18:09 - Davidulka: "you look inkredible"
18:09 - Morgulan: oh my god XD

10:43 - Davidulka: play magica
10:44 - Morgulan: Im just gonna do some homework real quick
10:44 - Morgulan: should take 20 mins
10:44 - Davidulka: wow
10:44 - Davidulka: wooow
10:44 - Davidulka: homework before hoes
10:44 - Davidulka: xD
10:44 - Morgulan: you know mom would kill me

19:00 - Morgulan: im back and I repaired the door
19:00 - Davidulka: good work
19:00 - Morgulan: yeah im a super handy man
19:00 - Davidulka: nice
19:00 - Davidulka: i see
19:00 - Davidulka: youre good in hand jobs
19:01 - Davidulka: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Discord call:
Davidulka: Can we join with them
Morgulan: No she in a match already
...
Morgulan: uh, oh, mom spaghetti
*Then we had a spaz for like 20 minutes*

It's hard to get the wood when nobody's watching... - Rust Morgulan 2016

JJ Maestro
In-Game
Long Live The Queen
14:00 - JJ Maestro: Visual Novel
14:00 - JJ Maestro: It is actually reallly good

21:13 - StarCutᴬᴱ: what are you mostly playing?
21:13 - Morgulan: after school
21:14 - Morgulan: I played like 2 hours ago
21:14 - Morgulan: cause school and work till 5 or 6 pm
21:14 - Morgulan: ill let you know next time
21:14 - Morgulan: if you want
21:14 - StarCutᴬᴱ: WHAT are you playing not WHEN
21:14 - StarCutᴬᴱ: you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
21:14 - Morgulan: o
21:14 - Morgulan: XDD
21:14 - Morgulan: I swear to god I just misread that

21:13 - ^1Thunder ^6C0ck: ur being mean
21:14 - Morgulan: thats because im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ teenager with a deppresion
21:14 - ^1Thunder ^6C0ck: well just join..
21:14 - Morgulan: jk im fine but ♥♥♥♥ you

17:16 - Davidulka: Yo m8
17:16 - Davidulka is now Online.
17:16 - Davidulka: I'm taking a ♥♥♥♥
17:16 - Morgulan: arent you in discord with me
17:16 - Morgulan: what the heck
17:16 - Davidulka: Hello from the toilet
17:16 - Morgulan: dude that honestly makes me lose my ♥♥♥♥
17:16 - Morgulan: O SAO0FNBUIA
17:16 - Morgulan: DID YOU SEE THIS JOKE
17:16 - Morgulan: THA WAS UNINTENTIONAL
17:16 - Morgulan: HOLY ♥♥♥♥
17:16 - Davidulka: xD
17:16 - Morgulan: cause youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
17:17 - Morgulan: you lose ♥♥♥♥
17:16 - Davidulka: Nice
17:17 - Morgulan: xD
17:17 - Davidulka: Yes

*Dave be changing his PC case*
19:13 - Davidulka: I need cable managing expert now
19:21 - Davidulka is now Online.
19:21 - Davidulka: It's serious
19:26 - Davidulka is now Offline.