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ˢᵒ
ᶠᵘᶜᴷᶦⁿ
ᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵒᵘˢ
ʷʰᵉⁿ
ʸᵒᵘ
💖💓💕💝
💘SMILE💗
💗💝💘💕
Edu: e ta vendo aquele bagulho
Edu: rosa
Edu: ?
Edu: É PRESUNTO
Gabriel Anarchy: QQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQ
Edu: TINHA PRESUNTO
Edu: NA
Edu: MINHA
Edu: PRIVADA
Edu: AGORA
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* Tenta defusar o relógio quando ele desperta pela manhã..
* Vai de faca pra escola pra chegar mais rápido...
* Vai pra balada e no meio daquela fumaça pergunta quem foi o fdp que jogou smoke...
* Vê um lugar diferente e já fica imaginando um novo mapa..
* Assiste um filme de ação e identifica cada arma do filme.
* Tá andando pela rua e vê um cara parado aí vc grita:" Camper FDP!!! Que raiva de campers..."
* Voce está apostando corrida, mas aí começa a ficar pra trás, voce grita:"Porra de lag!!!".
* Quando seu sanduiche esta acabando voce tenta recarregar caso alguem tente come-lo...
* Quando Sadan Hussein foi capturado vc disse: Counter terrorists win.
* Quando Bin Laden explodiu as torres vc disse:Terrorists win.
* Sua avó pensa que vc é marginal pois vc vive falando com seus amigos que matou 30 ou 40 com a AWP ou com a Ak 47 nos morros do Rio.
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