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Guitar riff from Halo 3 11 Feb @ 4:09pm 
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#2 Pencil 26 Jan @ 2:08pm 
i need 60 million dollars in my bank account or im really gonna do it this time
Crinkus B Crankin 27 Dec, 2025 @ 9:17pm 
I also wouldnt let this guy around his daughter
#2 Pencil 27 Dec, 2025 @ 9:15pm 
i wouldnt let this guy around my daughter
#2 Pencil 27 Dec, 2025 @ 9:03pm 
i dropped a penny in front of this guy and he twerked while picking it up then vomited when a woman walked by... +rep
Crinkus B Crankin 27 Dec, 2025 @ 8:57pm 
+rep just learned about the 4th day
#2 Pencil 7 Nov, 2025 @ 8:24pm 
It happened almost 10 years ago now… it’s ok to let me go. It wasn’t your fault
#2 Pencil 30 Oct, 2025 @ 7:35am 
hey what’s the WiFi password?
Barderetic 21 Oct, 2025 @ 10:28pm 
hot man
Bungalow Billiam 15 Jul, 2025 @ 8:19am 
+rep jiggled my balls when no one else would :gros_michel:
#2 Pencil 14 Jul, 2025 @ 11:24am 
Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxLoliMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.
#2 Pencil 12 Jul, 2025 @ 6:50pm 
come home. Me and the kids miss you
#2 Pencil 28 Sep, 2024 @ 10:50am 
-rep, owns a shovel but doesn’t dig with it
#2 Pencil 23 Sep, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
+rep played a role in the September 11 Terrorist Attacks
#2 Pencil 11 Jul, 2024 @ 12:28pm 
-rep is my ex boyfriend
Crinkus B Crankin 9 Jul, 2024 @ 5:44pm 
+rep this is my boyfriend:er_heart:
Crinkus B Crankin 27 Jun, 2024 @ 7:23pm 
-rep has hands
#2 Pencil 10 Apr, 2024 @ 1:15pm 
+rep yo yo bitties awooga
Mitch 11 Mar, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
So and now I ♥♥♥♥ you right! I haven't hurt anyone and you insult me!!! HAS T STOP UNFORTUNATELY NOTHING YOURSELF KNOW EXCEPT A FAT WAMPE!!! HAVE ALWAYS REPECTED YOU WITHOUT COMPROMISE OR!!! JUST GIVE ME A REASON!!! BUT YOU PISS ON MY LEG FOR NO REASON. Like the little lifeguard with just 2 kilo muscles but always playing hulk, it was clear that it would only be a matter of time if it would smack. THEMSELVES TO BLAME!!! YOU WANT SHACKE HANDS BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. ♥♥♥♥ YOU NOW YOU GOT THE BEAST IN ME AND I AM NOT ALONE. EVER BULLRIDING? I HAVE BULL EGGS!!! And now pass uff 70 kilos of frenzied testosterone egg-controlled, 10% body fat and a single muscle that no longer allows you to STRESS PRIVATE PACT. ♥♥♥♥ YOU COME I HAVE A SHIFT OF 10 AS LONG AS I WANT SO 9PM COME!!!!!
Mitch 19 Feb, 2024 @ 2:12pm 
After a good game in csgo, I added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting and over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meet him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then I one tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Mitch 19 Feb, 2024 @ 2:10pm 
this guy is such a specimen he stinks of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beans absolute stinky border crossing gimp lord. 4'8 gremlin cant speak about anything other than cologne and gun amunition givingi you indeph tutioiruals all the time stinky ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ critter go eat some lead tyou
Anime Women Aren't Real 16 Jan, 2024 @ 6:30pm 
Erection
Car_Nikolaj 24 Oct, 2023 @ 1:50am 
I heard you also like cunny, ugh i mean c-cunny, ehh i mean c-cunny, cunny, sorry cunny, I mean honey
Car_Nikolaj 23 Aug, 2023 @ 5:54am 
Ich liebe dich du wunderschöne Schnecke. Lern weiter Deutsch damit wir guten E-Geschlechtsverkehr haben können! <3:witch:
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gorp :smile:
Car_Nikolaj 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35am 
My mum died due to death
Car_Nikolaj 15 Oct, 2022 @ 4:35am 
I want to jerk off together in a Private discord call
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mootsheep 23 Apr, 2022 @ 4:17pm 
So and now I ♥♥♥♥ you right! I haven't hurt anyone and you insult me!!! HAS T STOP UNFORTUNATELY NOTHING YOURSELF KNOW EXCEPT A FAT WAMPE!!! HAVE ALWAYS REPECTED YOU WITHOUT COMPROMISE OR!!! JUST GIVE ME A REASON!!! BUT YOU PISS ON MY LEG FOR NO REASON. Like the little lifeguard with just 2 kilo muscles but always playing hulk, it was clear that it would only be a matter of time if it would smack. THEMSELVES TO BLAME!!! YOU WANT SHACKE HANDS BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO LIVE WITH THE CONSEQUENCES. ♥♥♥♥ YOU NOW YOU GOT THE BEAST IN ME AND I AM NOT ALONE. EVER BULLRIDING? I HAVE BULL EGGS!!! And now pass uff 70 kilos of frenzied testosterone egg-controlled, 10% body fat and a single muscle that no longer allows you to STRESS PRIVATE PACT. ♥♥♥♥ YOU COME I HAVE A SHIFT OF 10 AS LONG AS I WANT SO 9PM COME!!!!!
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Ich habe noch nie so einen gut aussehenden, jungen und kräftigen Burschen gesehen wie dich.
Ich hoffe du könntest einer Prinzessin die in ihren Vierzigern etwas mit ihrer unbesteigbaren Lust etwas behilflich sein ;)

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Car_Nikolaj 14 Mar, 2022 @ 3:45am 
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Car_Nikolaj 4 Mar, 2022 @ 2:37pm 
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Car_Nikolaj 4 Mar, 2022 @ 10:48am 
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Car_Nikolaj 14 Feb, 2022 @ 1:08pm 
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Austin2dmax 25 Dec, 2021 @ 3:56pm 
Merry Christmas!
Anime Women Aren't Real 23 Jul, 2021 @ 2:11pm 
If someone rapes you and decides halfway through they wanna give up, but you simultaneously decide that you actually want them to have sex with you, can you legally rerape them?
Like if your rapist is raping you, then you say “get over here” mortal kombat style and then you tackle them and start raping them, is that legal?

Like in more normal terms let’s say you survived the initial onslaught, the other person had the advantage almost as if it were a wrestling match and you just don’t wanna be in the situation, but after you gain position you decide “this is kinda fun” and the person on bottom no longer wants sex but you keep raping them

Is this illegal? Asking for a friend
neko 9 Jul, 2021 @ 1:25pm 
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