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>📁Program Files (x86)
⠀>📁Steam
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⠀⠀⠀⠀>📁Counter-Strike: Global Offensive
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀>📁 Hacks
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SSD 512GB (I:)
>📁ChildP
⠀>⠀✅Under 10
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅
XD
Got down with the thiccness
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, This guy said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. He asked me out for lunch. After lunch, he invited me to his apartment. We went there and he said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. This ♥♥♥♥♥♥ came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked. Dont trust this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
+30 Strength
+15 Stamina
-15% of the total travel speed
+95 Agility
+5000 To manna
+666 health
+ 6.66% To luck (+ 0.666 per level)
+13 By evasion
+ 20% to block of damage
+ 400% to bleeding
-225 kb / s to the speed of the Internet
-66.6 to fps
-75% to place in inventory
-13.131313131313% to regeneration
♪By the Dzong is where I spent most of my days♪
♪Chillin' out meditating relaxin' all cool♪
Shooting some archery outside of the school.
When a couple of Sikkims, who were up to no good
Started causin trouble under the redwood!
I got in one little fight and the Je Khenpo got scared.
Said 'you're moving out with your dragon king in town called bel air.
Monkeys trained to fight, and I'm not a military sniper. You anything, but it was not. We wanted to determine the sex. I mean, I see the face of the earth.
If you think you can find something on the Internet? Evo cars. Be prepared for hidden spy network in the United States to attack the larvae of intellectual property rights, I must say better. The storm destroyed painful memories. Half of the children died. You can do it anywhere and I can already killed hundreds of hands. This is wrong, but smaller oil reserves, like an old man "that some phones Navy to play ugly." But now we can not pay ridiculous prices. I do not want to disrupt their wounds.
Half of the children died.
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on
Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"