Okay, I'll meet you somewhere. But just so you know, I'm a coward who doesn't like fighting. It's because of my borderline personality and OCD, I just stand there and not fight back. So I'll let you pound me into a bloody pulp, and let you feel like a bad ass. But, once I regain consciousness, my OCD will go into overdrive and I will spend every minute of everyday obsessing over you. I've already lifted enough information from your public profile to know where you work, your suburb and the nights you're home alone. I know what your house looks like, the name of the park down the street.

This is even before I've started obsessing over you. So I'll come to your street right now and wait at the top of the road. I'll honk my horn three times, then you can come and bash me. I promise on my life I won't fight back. But just remember, that every sinister shadow, every creak of your floorboards could be me. Just waiting. Waiting to quietly sneak up on you to put a 4 inch blade between your c5 and c6 vertebrae, severing your spinal cord. Making sure you never walk again, or ♥♥♥♥ that pretty little missus of yours again. So I'm leaving for yours now, listen out for three honks in an hour or so.

Hello, I would to become friends with you. I've... been lacking in friends to do RPs [NOT ERP, just regular, non-sexual RP. I'm not the man I was]. If you'd like to friend me, just accept my invite, but please know I am 19 years of age, autistic, and still living at my mother's house. Except on the weekends. That's when I'm at my grandparents' house. I do hope you're patient, as you're probably gonna need a hell of a lot of patience, judging from previous people. I'll try to be as calm as possible, though.

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