"Girls don't play tf2, they do girly things like take showers and drink water." - Moon

"You don't eat food!" - D

"Your mom lets you have 2 parents?" - Moon

"Did you just say LINEER?!" - Oniko

"You pop my dispenser, I'll pop your anal virginity." - D

"My autogamer's getting old, I want a can you quack bot!" - Confixil

"Someone really ubered the spy." - Ip Man

"Did I just get banned from my own server?" - Synova

"My people are dying in the streets but daymn. 'Dat booty be bangin, gurrrl." - Confixil

"He called me Sigh Nova, I'm gonna kill him." - Synova

"We can't! We can not." - Moon

"We're ubering immediately!" >gets headshot "We're not ubering immediately!" - D

"He's using the classic, don't worry." >gets headshot "Nevermind, worry!" - Moon

"But Uncle Dane said pyro is best class..." - Walka

"I am keking and dredging- dredging? I'm.. digging underneath your house? I'M IN YOUR FLOORS I'M IN YOUR FLOORS" - Moon

"THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THERE MINES!" - Everyone

"Who among us" - Mikk

"Her titties move so much that a light breeze would send them flying away" - Moon

"Yeah, I'm awesome- OH ♥♥♥♥" - D

"I am an error symbol. That is my spirit animal." - Ip Man

"What's poppin?" - Synova

"The Sniper from Team Fortress 2? Wow, who else are we gonna meet?" - Ip Man

"great contribution" - D

"Cuz, you need to hurt people." - Walka

"What are you doing, Step-Brother? Stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my prices." - Oniko

"I need a gamer chair that penetrates as deep as theirs" - Kain

"I'm gonna have to get the lotion out for this!" - Ip Man

"My autogamer's getting old, I want a can you quack bot!!" - Confixil

"Turn off your face, you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥!" - D

"I don't like the yellow people." - D

"Prismo why do you ♥♥♥♥ fish" - Kain

"I'm sorry I use the computer too much, do people just talk on the bark pench like that?" - D

"my great ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blunders" - D

"I'm being a silly goose, don't worry." - Bosmer

"Don't say you like video game music in front of the hoes..." - Sparroh

"It can be the sun in winter!" - Moon

"Oh, I'm not wearing the Pain Train..." - Synova

"As fun as these guys seep an cothe" - Oniko

"register me hitting your wife" - Meep

"Mans hopping on the bad downs wagon." - Oniko

"Nah, I caught 2 felonies and I went to the judge and said "I'm baby!" and the judge was like "Oh ♥♥♥♥, he's baby" and they let em go" - Synova

"Avast ye, fåggot!" - D

"Is this one of the cyberpunks?" - Sparroh

"9/11 was a blowjob." - Ip Man

"Is your minigun voices from below?" - Ip Man