Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The entire city power grid goes dark. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

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pls 🙇‍♀️ dont ❌ be mad 🤬😡😤

i know 🧠 we 💃🏽🕺🏽 broke 💔 up 🔝 a month ago 🕐🕑🕒🕓🕗🕔🕘🕜🕢🕠🕜🕑 and ➕ you got me 👩 on 🔛 a restraining order 📃 but 🍑 listen!!!!! 👂👂👂

ready??? 🙈

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i'm 🙆‍♀️ pregnant!!111!1!1!1!!1 🤰🤱🍭🍼

pls 🙏 i need money 💸💵💴💷💶💰💳 for child 👧🧒👦 support ✨

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