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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 5:37pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 5:53pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 6:15pm

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 6:20am

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 7:46am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:17am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:37am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 8:54am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 10:21am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 6:05pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 1:20pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 1:34pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 1:40pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 23 Feb, 2019 @ 6:37pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 7:16am

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 10:35am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 6:41am

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 9:52am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 7:04am

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2019 @ 11:36am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.