-rep stole the piss mattress

its true

+rep Is a pissing machine. Pissed all over enemy making for an easy win. Pissed all over our team to celebrate. MVP (Most Valuable Pisser) for sure.

r u alive

Over cooked Top left is half fried Bottom right is close but still good Also I can count on 1 hand the flecks of pepper needs more And the light yellow yolk indicates store bought eggs I'm guessing heb since you're weird like that this means they have a very diminished nutritional value On presentation alone not including plating or sides I'll give it a 6/10 not the worst I've ever seen but not the best meal ever devised either

pretty sure this ♥♥♥♥♥ keyed my car. what the ♥♥♥♥