Introduction
I want to die and slit my throat then complain to my team about it and just be depressing because I like the atmosphere. I'm the best Awper in the game 100x better than Nemo and Darren put together.

General Information
Real name: Typical White Boy who think he's Cool
Aliases: I go by many names, Primary Shit Kid, Mr I Know Everything, Dick Chomper, Harvester of 0 Viewers, Drinker of Tears, One Man Zero Dream, MM hero, The Speaker of Many Useless Tactics, and many more
Birthday: Whenever Mary and Joseph game birth to me coz i'm Jesus
Gender: Fish
Hair colour: The colour of my heart. (Black)
Eye colour: The colour of your tears.

Favourites
Food & Drink: Protein Shakes nothing else
Map: The map to your nans house
Music: The Harmonic Sound of Children Crying
Movie: Frag montage of me stomping down your hopes and dreams then raping your whole family while drinking the blood of your dog
Song: Your Breathing
Sports: Squash. I love to squash down your chances of happiness and squash silver scrubs like insects. Basketball. I love to dunk your soul into oblivion.
Games: I play with your life
Shows: Saturday Night Stomp,How I Stomped Your Mother , Two and a Half Rekts, The Rekt Factor, Britains got Silvers, The Big Stomp Theory.
CS:GO Player: Myself because I'm the best, everyone else is just dirt to be stomped into my shoe.
Hobbies: Being Depressed
Quote: "Primary" ;- Ryan 2015
"Best awper in the world" ;- Ryan 2015
"why would he do that?" ;- Ryan 2015
"what happens if they go TL?" says Scott "well we're fucked" replied Ryan 2016


Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Can you carry me?
A. Yes I'll carry you to Hell

Q. Are you sure you're a boy?
A. No I'm a White/Asain/Black....bascially every race

Q. Why did you not accept my friend request
A. Dunno, maybe cuz you're fat as fuck

Q. Do you hack?
A. Obviously

Q. What's your relationship status?
A. I'm in love with Steven [img00.deviantart.net]

Gaming information

Role: Ruining people's lives before running them over. #NoHope

Rank: Don't need a rank because I know i'm better than everyone

Weapon: My Dick

★Skill★
[|__________|] 0%

★Aim assist★
[██████___] 75% Sometimes doesn't work but I can still clip to the head.

★Wallhack★
[████████] 100%, I will find you no matter where you are.

★Anti-bullet hacks★
[████████] 100%, When you get this good at ditching, you can run away from anything, friends, bullets, grenades you name it.

Achievements
Depression Session for 18 Years
Stomp down my Own Soul
Trolling peoples lives becuase I have no life
Stomped down Darren's hopes and dreams because he's worth it
Told every one of my team members how bad they were
Ruined over 1,000,000 people's chances of ranking up to silver 2
Made over 1000 silvers quit the game and died by the hands of Me
Didn't stomp down human benchmark reactions, because i'm your average "white boy"...
Gave Birth to my hopes and dreams and stomped it down


Teams:
RyanInPajamas, Ryan and the meatshields, EnVyRyan, JustRyan, RyanVsTheWorld, There's no I in team but there's me, Ryan>Olof,

Lans:
The Annual Depression Tournament (1st place)
Fuck kennyS (1st place)
1vs1 Kahwoo (2nd place)
How many fish can you bait? 2016 (1st place)
Teamwork Tournament (Disqualified. Left my team in the dirt)
The Next kennyS (1st place)
The Non-Savage Tournament (1st place)

Specs:
Monitor #1: Staring into Darrens Soul
Monitor #2: Looking straight down your mothers pussy wormhole
Case: Just a Tear Drop
Hard Drive: E-Peen
SSD: Special Small Dick
GPU: A Book about how i fucked your mother
Cooling System: I have no cooling system because nothing will cool me down.
CPU: A Death List of who i'm gunna murder and keep inside a box
RAM: My dick inside a Potato
Power Supply: My Depression of how good Darren and Kahwoo are
Motherboard: I give birth to myself.

Headset: Don't need one when you can see through walls
Mouse: Don't need a mouse, I use a potato
Sensitivity: As far as I can throw my potato
Microphone: My whore mothers big mouth
Keyboard: Rainbow coloured xylophone that screams when touched.
Mousepad: Yer nans saggy tits
Seat: Don't have one, constantly stood up so I'm always ready to stomp.