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Number One

Power Hoagie's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Number Two

Power Laverne's Chron-o-John
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Flush

Acquire a diamond
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Yesterday's News

Defeat Purple Tentacle yesterday
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 1:24pm

Mental Patience

Play the whole game without skipping a cutscene
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 1:26pm

...Take on the Words!

Sit through the end credits
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Rap Sheet: Trespasser

Find Fred's basement workshop
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 9:11am

Rap Sheet: Yegg

Open the safe
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:34pm

Rap Sheet: Cheat

Disqualify Harold
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:21pm

Rap Sheet: Vandal

Deflate Oozo
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:30pm

Rap Sheet: Forger

Try to sign the contract yourself with the quill pen
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Rap Sheet: Thief

Pick up 15 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 12:49pm

Rap Sheet: Kleptomaniac

Pick up 30 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:29pm

Rap Sheet: Adventure Gamer

Pick up 45 things that don't belong to you
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Moronic drone

Get a job
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 1:45pm

Only Hoagie Can Make a Tree

Create a cherry tree
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:25pm

Only George Can Destroy a Tree

Destroy a cherry tree
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:05pm

Windsock it to Me

Change the flag
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:25pm

You Call That a Hint?

Try to wash the dirty car with the brush
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:28pm

Obvious, Really...

Make it rain
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:22pm

Not Raised in a Barn

Close a door
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Novelty Enthusiast

Get all six novelty items
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:32pm

WWSCD?

Climb through the chimney with all three kids
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:22pm

Costume Quest

Clothe Laverne in the costume
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Chateau Eau Neaux

Make vinegar
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 2:00pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete

Enter the human contest
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 2:07pm

It's an Honor Just to Compete But Winning Is Better

Win the human contest
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:24pm

Behind Every Great Man Is a Quality Roadie

Red makes a super battery with only a little help from Hoagie
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Coffee Achiever

Wake up Dr. Fred
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Of Course It Would Still Weigh the Same

Get a tiny sweater
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:10pm

Don't Try This at Home

Microwave the frozen hamster
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:06pm

Now You're Pushing It

Try to microwave the hamster again after he's thawed out
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:15pm

Oh Right, I'm Playing a Cartoon!

Make a skunk
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 2:10pm

You Suck

Vacuum up a hamster
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Dialog Puzzles Are Hard

Get Fred to sign the contract
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Dude, It's Like, Cannibalism

Hoagie eats a Hoagie
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2017 @ 9:22am

Olive Branch

Return the stamp album to Weird Ed
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:39pm

Energy Conscious

Turn off the television
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Games History Major

Play Maniac Mansion
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:03pm

We're All Brothers

Ask the IRS agents if they're related
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Are You My Mummy?

Talk to Dead Cousin Ted with all three kids
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2017 @ 2:02pm

That Joke Never Gets Old

Squirt five different people with disappearing ink
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2017 @ 6:54am

Missing Pink

Try to mix the red paint and the Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:13pm

And Then the Universe Explodes

Try to mix the decaf and caffeinated coffees
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:25pm

And Then the Universe Implodes

Try to mix the disappearing ink with Booboo-B-Gone
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:26pm

That Only Works With Alligators

Try to flush the hamster
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2017 @ 1:25pm

I'm Sure He'd Never Notice

Try to swap the textbook with the stamp album
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:02pm

ESRB Violation

Laverne thinks about eating the cat
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2017 @ 2:11pm

Voiding the Warranty

Try to put something metal in the microwave
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2017 @ 1:02pm



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