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Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 9:05am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:30am

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
Unlocked 10 Mar, 2024 @ 7:24am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 9:02am

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 8:54am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 9:40am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 10:30am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 10:54am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 9:43am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:01am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:07am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 14 Jan, 2018 @ 10:18am

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2018 @ 10:41am



Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions