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( ^∀^) < - Have you accepted Jesus Christ |
/ | | as your Lord and Savior? |
/ | \_________________/
/ "⌒ヽ | イ |
__ | .ノ | | | |__
ノく__つ∪∪ \
_((_________ \
 ̄ ̄ヽつ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ | | ̄
___________| |
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Our Gaben, who art in Bellvue
Rotund be thy shape.
Thy Half-life (never) come.
Thy will be done in earth,
as it is in VALVe.
Give us this day our daily vidya.
And forgive us our pirating,
as we forgive those who pirate alongside us.
May VAC lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from hacking.
For thine kingdom is the VALVe,
the Steam, and the vidya.
For ever and ever.
Gaben