Recent reviews by Marco Antonio

Refunded because the game couldn't even launch. I know there are workarounds, but if I wanted to do that, then I'd be booting up the old Sims.

It makes no sense to bring an old game back and not having it ready to be played on systems with Windows 11.

I feel disapointed and I wasn't even expecting this.

¡MÍRALO! ¡ESTÁ HERIDO!

Buenas tardes, compañeros. Buenas tardes, buenas tardes, buenas tardes, buenas tardes. ¿Cómo estuvo el fin de semana? Echen al negro. Saludos cordiales.

I know this game is aimed to exist for phones and newcommers to the franchise, but ♥♥♥♥, dude, did they really have to make the tutorial so long and annoying?

Of course the game is a blatant cash grab, but, come on... At least they should've made it more controller friendly; you use the left stick on your gamepad to control the mouse pointer around the screen.

Gameplay feels weird and awkward.

Platforms have strange limits. For instance, when you expect to fall off a cliff, you actually don't because they made things that look like rubbish actually walkable.

The character movement is very uncomfortable: you suddenly stop when you shouldn't (compared with older games' movement), like there's a lot of unrequested movement cancellation. I know these kind of things are what one should get used to, but it just feels random.

Shooting is the worst part since you get an autoaim (because this was made for phones). Pretty much no skill needed: press the shoot button while facing the direction in which your enemy is. That's it. Oh, sometimes you have to dodge by jumping or crouching. Yay, skills.

I just can't recommend it.

It doesn't feel right for PC or consoles. It only fits phones and even then it's just annoying that you have to go through such a lame and extensive tutorial.

By the way: the character that walks you through everything is EXTREMELY annoying. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weird japanese loli ♥♥♥♥, man.

It was fine. I don't know what happened on the way.

Maybe they went ahead of their time with it?

Let me set the damn record straight.

First of all: don't say I went as Spider-Man, I didn't go as Spider-Man. I was Man-Spider. Totally different.

Yes, I was having an argument with Artemis because a couple of weeks before we had some make-up sex in a dumpster out in the back of Wendy's. She incorporated a bun in the love-making: she took the dough and rolled it up into a ball and she— and we were going berserk — She loves that kind of stuff — and I — I admit I do, too.

Okay. We were arguing because she wanted another dumpster hump and I wanted to stay at the party. So, I walked away. That's when you were doing your thing.

It was ARTEMIS that took advantage of you because she was trying to make ME jealous.

After you broke free, you wandered off muttering something about the costume being too sexy.

Admítelo: lo jugaste por años pirateado y ahora lo compraste para no sentirte culpable.

VROOM-VROOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Little cardboard ghost goes boo.


Game is good. Chapter 4 kinda drags, but it's ok.

Virtual girl is not poor anymore as she now earns quintillion dollars per second.

She still can't afford new clothes.

7/10