10
Products
reviewed
0
Products
in account

Recent reviews by MAGNIFICENT MADDOG

Showing 1-10 of 10 entries
1 person found this review helpful
287.8 hrs on record (196.6 hrs at review time)
I like dwarves so I like this game.
Posted 27 November, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record (13.4 hrs at review time)
Stand by for war crimes
Posted 30 November, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
360.0 hrs on record (180.3 hrs at review time)
Todd Howard does it again
Posted 25 November, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
15.7 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Cobrastan best country in world. Better than Artstotzka.
Posted 12 September, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
25.6 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA"
(Rauser, 1943)
Posted 12 September, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
23.2 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
It's like Starcraft without the Koreans.
It's like Dota without the Russians.
It's like TF2 without the hats.

Xenophobic genocidal violence at it's chaotic best.
Posted 2 July, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.9 hrs on record (0.0 hrs at review time)
THE FEELS ARE ALL OVER MY FLOOR NOW WTF VOLVO
Posted 1 June, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
4 people found this review helpful
37.1 hrs on record (36.0 hrs at review time)
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE THE DAY ISN'T LONG ENOUGH?

PLAY SUPER HEXAGON AND WATCH 60 SECONDS BECOME AN ETERNITY.

WATCH AS YOUR EYES GIVE UP ON LIFE. FEEL YOUR FINGERS FORGET SIMPLE CONCEPTS LIKE RIGHT AND LEFT. PERSONIFY LITTLE TRIANGLES AND ABHOR ANYTHING WITH MORE THAN THREE SIDES.



THIS GAME WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
Posted 21 May, 2014. Last edited 15 June, 2018.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
2 people found this review helpful
9.7 hrs on record (9.5 hrs at review time)
A simple concept which is a solid ton of fun. The puzzles will boggle your head no end (hint: translations) and the beautiful 8bit-esque graphics and sounds will tug at your nostalgias. PLUS IT HAS A FEZ HOW COOL IS THAT COME ON SOMEBODY. Great depth, detail and gameplay in one casual (ish) gaming package.


p.s. FREE LSD TRIP AT THE END WITH "DEAL WITH IT" GLASSES FALLING FROM THE SKY SAY IT AIN'T SO
Posted 21 May, 2014. Last edited 21 May, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
1,045.2 hrs on record (281.2 hrs at review time)
all my friends play this game. it has taken from me money, time and effort. in return i have lost my faith in humanity and i doubt everyone i meet and their ability to ward. my life is ruined and i have never been happier.
Posted 3 March, 2013. Last edited 21 May, 2014.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
Showing 1-10 of 10 entries