Recent reviews by ^mlz

THE HIDDEN HISTORY OF TARTARIA.

The real reason other empires wanted to destroy it was to gain access to their fiercely guarded secret recipe for their #1 national export: Tartar sauce. With improvements in mass fishing operations, more and more people around the world could make tasty fried fish but they could only eat it with vinegar or ketchup unless they paid the astronomical prices charged by Tartaria tartar sauce companies. Tartaria had a monopoly on the perfect creamy & tangy fish condiment, and the rest of the world would no longer stand for it. Like the saying goes, "there's always more fish in the sea, but only 1 sauce worthy of eating them with."

Convenient control for one-handed play.

Last time I played Age of Empires 2 I just started growing hair, now I'm bald.
It's been a while.

THE HIDDEN HISTORY OF TARTARIA.

The real reason other empires wanted to destroy it was to gain access to their fiercely guarded secret recipe for their #1 national export: Tartar sauce. With improvements in mass fishing operations, more and more people around the world could make tasty fried fish but they could only eat it with vinegar or ketchup unless they paid the astronomical prices charged by Tartaria tartar sauce companies. Tartaria had a monopoly on the perfect creamy & tangy fish condiment, and the rest of the world would no longer stand for it. Like the saying goes, "there's always more fish in the sea, but only 1 sauce worthy of eating them with."

It's so sad a developer can get away with filling a game with bugs and then rely on their players to root out and kill them all. I'm doing my part...

No matter how long I wait, I can't wait out my loneliness.

I made a devious dwarf dude, he enjoys moving picture frames so their slightly ajar, hiding people's socks and moves furniture over an inch periodically in a blind persons house.

10/10 would recommend.

It's so sad a developer can get away with filling a game with bugs and then rely on their players to root out and kill them all. I'm doing my part...

Hogwarts instructions were unclear, got d*ck stuck in a fidget spinner.

"You take a load well molly"