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150.7 hrs on record (17.7 hrs at review time)
Helldivers 2: A Hilarious Descent into Glorious Democracy-Delivering Mayhem

Imagine this: You're a Helldiver, a gloriously expendable soldier for the Superior Species Alliance (SSA), tasked with spreading liberty and democracy (and maybe a little collateral damage) across the galaxy.

Welcome to Helldivers 2, a game that takes itself about as seriously as a toddler with a flamethrower (spoiler alert: not very seriously).

Embrace the Chaos, Soldier!

Helldivers 2 throws you headfirst into a chaotic battlefield teeming with bugs, cyborgs, and angry robot chickens (yes, you read that right). Every mission is a recipe for glorious disaster, with friendly fire a constant threat and objectives as clear as a politician's campaign promises.

You'll be dodging friendly grenades, getting run over by your own vehicles, and accidentally nuking your teammates (don't worry, they'll respawn... probably). But amidst the glorious mayhem lies a surprisingly deep and rewarding gameplay loop.

Master of Many Blunders

The controls are deceptively simple. Two sticks for movement and aiming, a button for firing your gun (and accidentally shooting your buddy), and a glorious array of buttons for deploying airstrikes, orbital drops, and unleashing robotic murder puppies (because why not?).

But mastering this arsenal of chaos takes practice. Learning the intricacies of grenade trajectories, the perfect timing for airstrikes, and the strategic deployment of aforementioned murder puppies becomes a badge of honor.

A Symphony of Shouting

Helldivers 2 truly shines in co-op. Coordinating (or more realistically, hilariously yelling) tactics with your squadmates is pure gold. Whether it's strategizing a complex attack or simply trying to figure out who just nuked your squad transport, the voice chat is a constant source of amusement.

It's here that the comedic brilliance of the game truly blossoms. You'll find yourself laughing so hard you cry as friendly fire claims another victim, or as your poorly aimed airstrike wipes out your entire squad (again, don't worry, respawn is a thing).

A Feast for the (Slightly Deranged) Eyes

The visuals in Helldivers 2 are a delightful blend of cartoony charm and explosive chaos. The vibrant alien landscapes are a backdrop for explosions so spectacular they'd make Michael Bay blush. The enemy designs are a riot, from the deranged cyborg lobsters to the aforementioned robot chickens.

But the true stars of the show are the Helldivers themselves, whose stoic expressions perfectly mask the sheer terror (and occasional glee) they must be feeling in the face of such lunacy.

A Smorgasbord of Strategic Silliness

Helldivers 2 offers a surprising amount of strategic depth beneath its comedic facade. There's a wealth of weapon and armor types to customize your playstyle.

You can choose to be a frontline soldier with a heavy machine gun, a sneaky sniper taking potshots from afar, or a walking artillery platform raining down death from above. Each mission has branching objectives, allowing for replayability and requiring on-the-fly adaptation.

Democratizing Difficulty (with a Side of Friendly Fire)

The difficulty in Helldivers 2 is no joke. Missions can be brutally challenging, often requiring perfect teamwork and a healthy dose of luck. But what makes it so satisfying is that the challenge comes not from an unfair enemy, but from the chaotic nature of the game itself.

It's a constant battle against not only the aliens, but also your own squad's (and possibly your own) propensity for glorious blunders.

Helldivers 2: Not for the Faint of Heart (or Easily Offended)

This isn't a game for everyone. If you need a serious, story-driven narrative, look elsewhere. Helldivers 2 is pure, unadulterated chaos, and thrives on dark humor and self-deprecation.

If you're easily offended, you might find yourself a bit shell-shocked. But for those who can embrace the silliness and see the humor in the glorious disaster that unfolds, Helldivers 2 is a gem.

In Conclusion: A Glorious Mess You Won't Forget

Helldivers 2 is a game that will have you laughing until you cry, yelling at your screen in frustration (and amusement), and bonding with your squadmates over shared experiences of glorious mayhem.

It's a love letter to cooperative gaming, a celebration of controlled chaos, and a hilarious reminder that sometimes, the best way to spread democracy is with a well-placed orbital laser strike (and maybe a few accidental friendly fire casualties).

So, grab your flamethrower, your squad, and prepare to unleash some democracy-delivering mayhem on the galaxy. Just remember, soldier: there is no "I" in "Helldivers," but there definitely is a "grenade trajectory" you should probably learn.
Posted 28 May.
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93.6 hrs on record (92.6 hrs at review time)
Red Solstice 2: Squad up and conquer a brutal alien threat

Red Solstice 2 throws you headfirst into a desperate fight for humanity's survival. Earth, ravaged by a bio-engineered plague and overrun by grotesque mutant hordes, is your backdrop.

As a squad leader of hardened marines, you'll orchestrate tactical battles, manage precious resources, and make split-second decisions in a constant dance with extinction.

Buckle up, soldier, because Red Solstice 2 isn't for the faint of heart, but for those who crave a deep and rewarding strategy experience, it's a triumph.

A symphony of strategy and action

Red Solstice 2 masterfully blends real-time strategy elements with intense action. You'll oversee your squad from a top-down perspective, issuing commands, deploying defensive structures, and managing resources to secure objectives.

The action on the ground, however, is where the game truly shines. You can directly control any member of your squad, diving into the thick of battle with a satisfying twin-stick shooter experience.

This allows you to experience the desperation and chaos of the fight firsthand, making strategic decisions all the more impactful.

No heroics here, just survival

Red Solstice 2 throws away the idea of expendable soldiers often found in strategy games. Each marine under your command is a vital asset, with customizable upgrades and unique abilities.

Losing a squad member is a significant blow, not just strategically, but emotionally. The game masterfully conveys the weight of each decision, making victories all the sweeter and defeats all the more bitter.

The thrill of cooperative play

Red Solstice 2 truly shines in co-op mode. Coordinating tactics with friends in real-time adds an exhilarating layer of complexity.

Teamwork becomes essential as you navigate sprawling maps, strategically deploy outposts, and unleash devastating combined attacks on overwhelming enemy hordes.

Sharing the burden of command and the elation of hard-won victories with friends creates a truly unforgettable experience.

A world of strategic depth

Beneath the surface of Red Solstice 2 lies a wealth of strategic options. You'll need to manage resources like biomass (harvested from slain enemies) to fuel your squad's abilities and deploy crucial outposts.

These outposts provide vital support, allowing you to heal, rearm, and call in reinforcements. Researching new technologies unlocks powerful upgrades for your squad and opens up new strategic possibilities.

A grueling yet rewarding enemy design

The mutant hordes in Red Solstice 2 are a relentless and diverse enemy force. From hulking brutes to swarming swarms and ranged attackers, each enemy type requires a different approach.

Learning their strengths and weaknesses, and adapting your tactics on the fly, is key to survival.

The boss encounters are particularly epic, demanding precise teamwork and a well-coordinated strategy to overcome.

A bleak world with a glimmer of hope

Red Solstice 2's world is a harsh and unforgiving place. The environments, though detailed and atmospheric, are a constant reminder of the struggle humanity faces.

Yet, amidst the bleakness, there are glimmers of hope. The scattered settlements of survivors, the occasional friendly AI drone, and the unwavering determination of your squad all contribute to a narrative that's more about the fight for survival than a grand hero's journey.

Red Solstice 2: Not for the faint of heart, nut an experience you won't forget

Red Solstice 2 is a demanding game, but for those who crave a deep and rewarding strategy experience, it's a gem.

The blend of real-time action, squad management, and resource management creates a unique and thrilling gameplay loop.

Whether you choose to fight alone or squad up with friends, Red Solstice 2 offers a brutal yet unforgettable journey through a world on the brink. If you're looking for a strategic challenge that will test your skills and reward your perseverance, then Red Solstice 2 is a must-play.
Posted 18 May.
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137.3 hrs on record (128.7 hrs at review time)
Remnant 2: A grueling yet exhilarating journey through ruined worlds

Remnant 2 isn't your typical loot-shooter. It throws you headfirst into a brutal, unforgiving world ravaged by the encroaching Root.

Survival here is a constant struggle, a thrilling dance between calculated risk and desperate scrambles. But beneath the punishing difficulty lies a deep well of rewarding gameplay, captivating lore, and an experience that's infinitely more satisfying when shared with friends.

Combat that pushes you to the limit

Every encounter in Remnant 2 is a test of skill and adaptation. Enemies are relentless, demanding precise movement, strategic use of cover, and a mastery of your chosen weapon.

The combat system is a joy to use, offering a satisfying blend of ranged and melee options. Shotguns deliver a bone-crushing punch, while modified hunting rifles let you pick off foes from afar.

Mastering weapon mods adds another layer of strategy, allowing you to tailor your arsenal to specific enemy types or situations.

Death is a teacher, not a punisher

Unlike many brutal games, Remnant 2 doesn't punish failure. Instead, each death is a learning experience. You lose some accumulated resources, but your character and world progress persist.

This "rogue-lite" approach encourages experimentation and forces you to learn from your mistakes. You'll strategize new approaches for each boss encounter, piecing together the weaknesses of these monstrous adversaries.

Worlds of wonder (and Peril)

The randomly generated worlds in Remnant 2 are a highlight. Lush forests give way to desolate wastelands, each teeming with unique enemies and hidden secrets.

The sense of exploration is top-notch, with hidden pathways and optional dungeons rewarding your curiosity with powerful gear and lore entries that piece together the story of this fallen civilization.

The forgotten kingdom DLC: Deeper lore and challenging dungeons

"The Forgotten Kingdom" DLC delves deeper into the lore of Remnant 2. It takes you back to Yaesha, a once-lush forest now corrupted by the Root. New enemies, including corrupted versions of familiar foes, pose a fresh challenge.

The highlight of the DLC is the "Echoes of the Dreamer" dungeon system. This procedurally generated labyrinth offers unique challenges and rewards for the most dedicated players.

The Awakened King DLC

This first expansion throws you into a desperate fight against the titular Awakened King, a monstrous entity threatening to consume all existence.

It introduces Reisum, a war-torn world filled with new enemies, challenging dungeons, and powerful gear sets. The highlight is the epic showdown with the Awakened King himself, a multi-stage battle that will test your teamwork and mastery of the combat system.

A game best shared with friends

While Remnant 2 can be tackled solo, the true brilliance shines through in co-op. Coordinating tactics with friends adds a whole new layer of excitement. Sharing the elation of a hard-won victory or the frustration of a well-timed death with teammates creates a unique and memorable experience.

A must-play for souls-like fans and co-op enthusiasts

Remnant 2 is a brutal yet rewarding experience. It offers a deep combat system, stunningly diverse worlds to explore, and a constant sense of challenge that keeps you coming back for more.

The "Subject 2923" and "The Forgotten Kingdom" DLCs expand on the core gameplay with new areas, fearsome enemies, and powerful rewards. Whether you're a seasoned Souls-like veteran or a co-op enthusiast looking for a unique challenge, Remnant 2 is a must-play title that will leave you exhilarated and wanting more.
Posted 17 May.
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17.9 hrs on record
The Ascent is a thrilling action-RPG that seamlessly blends twin-stick shooter mayhem with the rich storytelling and eye-popping visuals of the cyberpunk genre. From the neon-drenched streets of its dystopian world to the explosive combat encounters, The Ascent delivers a heart-pounding experience that will keep you hooked from start to finish.

Visual Spectacle

The world of Veles, where The Ascent unfolds, is a feast for the eyes. Every street corner, alleyway, and towering cityscape is bursting with intricate detail. The sheer scope and density of the environments are breathtaking, creating a believable and immersive cyberpunk atmosphere. The incredible lighting effects and character designs elevate the visual experience even further.

Satisfying Gunplay & Customization

At its core, The Ascent is a shooter, and it absolutely excels in this area. From nimble pistols to screen-clearing rocket launchers, its arsenal offers fantastic variety. The tactile feel of the weapons and the impact of each blast are incredibly satisfying. The deep customization system lets you augment weapons, tweak your character's abilities, and install cybernetic enhancements for devastating combos.

Best with Friends

The Ascent explodes into chaotic fun when played in co-op for up to four players. Coordinating tactics, laying down suppressive fire, and reviving downed allies add a whole new dimension to the experience.

Minor Blips

Though largely a polished experience, The Ascent did have a few technical hiccups at launch. However, with patches and optimization updates, these issues have been largely smoothed out.


The Verdict

If you're a fan of cyberpunk aesthetics, twin-stick shooters, or just well-crafted action-RPGs, The Ascent is an absolute must-play. It offers a captivating world, adrenaline-fueled combat, and a surprising amount of depth. Whether you play solo or with a crew, you'll have a blast rising from indentured servitude to a legend of the megacorporations.
Posted 27 April.
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30.1 hrs on record (10.0 hrs at review time)
Welcome to Paradize: A Retro-Fueled Adventure with Sunshine, Synthwave, and Sweet Surprises

Welcome to Paradize instantly charmed me with its irresistible blend of retro aesthetics, synth-laden soundtrack, and a surprisingly engaging mystery simmering beneath its sunny surface. Developed by solo indie dev, Soleb, this title exudes personality and a distinct passion for the era it lovingly recreates.

A Trip Back in Time

Step into Welcome to Paradize, and you're instantly transported back to the glorious 90s. The low-poly visuals, vibrant neon color palettes, and chunky CRT monitor effects create a nostalgic playground that perfectly captures the visual spirit of the time. Every environment, from the sandy beaches to the dimly lit arcade, oozes authentic retro charm.

The synthwave soundtrack is a standout element, infusing every moment with an infectious energy that propels you forward. Each track expertly balances catchy melodies with a sense of underlying intrigue that hints at something lurking beneath the carefree facade.

Paradise Has Its Secrets

Initially, Welcome to Paradize presents itself as a relaxing and aimless exploration experience. You're free to roam the island, interact with quirky characters, play arcade mini-games, and bask in the nostalgic ambiance. But as you dig a little deeper, the narrative starts to unfold, revealing a central mystery and a surprising level of depth.

Without delving into spoilers, this mystery element kept me thoroughly engaged. Discovering hidden messages, piecing together clues, and encountering increasingly bizarre situations became the driving force behind my playthrough. The narrative strikes a satisfying balance between humor, strangeness, and a touch of the existential that makes it feel entirely unique.

Gameplay Variety & Unexpected Depth

While the visuals and music might be the initial draw, the gameplay in Welcome to Paradize kept me hooked. The island is surprisingly packed with activities. You can perfect your skills at arcade classics, try your hand at fishing, test your luck with hidden slot machines, or even partake in some impromptu car races.

I was impressed by the amount of hidden content and unlockables scattered throughout the island. Exploration is consistently rewarded, fueling a satisfying sense of discovery and a desire to see everything the game has to offer.

The Verdict

Welcome to Paradize took me by surprise. It’s more than just a nostalgic visual treat. This is a surprisingly polished and content-rich experience that weaves a compelling mystery alongside its laid-back, summery vibes. If you have a fondness for retro aesthetics, synthwave music, and enjoy a little strangeness mixed into your games, Welcome to Paradize is a must-play.
Posted 12 April.
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310.1 hrs on record (18.7 hrs at review time)
Most saltiest community in existence. People grief and troll, but when you tell them "git gud" or "please delete the game if you throw on purpose" you get a ban from Blizzard because this "offends" people.

So yeah... kids are trolling but when you talk to them, no matter how 'light' you do it, they report you and you get a ban.

Funny game, but totally molested by its community of little girls who will start crying when you as much as look at them.

If you play this game with friends, it can be a lot of fun though. Gameplay is nice, graphics are nice and the game is, in my opinion, fairly balanced out except for some little things.
Posted 17 October, 2023. Last edited 22 October, 2023.
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7.8 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)
As an avid gamer, I have played my fair share of titles across various genres and platforms. However, few have left a lasting impression on me like The Last of Us: Part 1. Developed by Naughty Dog, this action-adventure game combines stunning visuals, a gripping narrative, and unforgettable characters to create an experience that is both emotionally impactful and immensely enjoyable.

Graphics:
The Last of Us: Part 1 truly pushed the boundaries of what was possible on the PlayStation 3, with its breathtaking graphics and attention to detail. The game's post-apocalyptic world is rendered with stunning realism, from the overgrown vegetation that has reclaimed abandoned cities to the intricate facial expressions and animations of the characters. This level of visual fidelity not only enhances the overall experience but also serves to heighten the emotional impact of the game's narrative.

Gameplay and Replayability:
The Last of Us: Part 1 offers a well-balanced mix of stealth, exploration, and action gameplay that keeps the experience engaging and fresh throughout its entirety. The game's resource management and crafting system add a layer of strategy to combat encounters, while the inclusion of various collectibles and optional conversations encourages thorough exploration of the game world.

Despite being a story-driven game, The Last of Us: Part 1 boasts a surprising amount of replayability. The game's narrative is so well-crafted and emotionally resonant that revisiting it feels like rewatching a favorite movie or rereading a beloved book. Additionally, the game's New Game+ mode and various difficulty settings provide players with new challenges and incentives to replay the game, ensuring that the experience remains engaging and rewarding.

Eager for Part 2 on PC:
Having been captivated by the world and characters of The Last of Us: Part 1, I am eagerly anticipating the opportunity to experience its sequel, The Last of Us: Part 2, on PC. While the game has already received critical acclaim on the PlayStation 4, a PC port would provide players with enhanced graphics and performance, as well as the potential for additional features and modifications that could further elevate the game's already impressive quality.

In Conclusion:
The Last of Us: Part 1 stands as a shining example of what video games can achieve in terms of storytelling, character development, and emotional impact. Its stunning graphics, engaging gameplay, and high replayability make it a must-play title for any serious gamer. As a fan of the series, I eagerly await the potential PC port of The Last of Us: Part 2, so that I can continue to immerse myself in the captivating world that Naughty Dog has so masterfully created.
Posted 2 April, 2023. Last edited 28 April, 2023.
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25.5 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
A W E S O M E
P E R F E C T
F L A W L E S S

period.
Posted 25 February, 2023.
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5.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Copy and paste from the Warzone 1 engine (which is trash). Bad graphics, lots of glitches, cheaters since day 1 since Warzone 1 cheats almost work on Warzone 2 too so they had them ready to go on day 1. Again, money greedy ♥♥♥♥♥♥ skins from season pass and so on. Once a trash company and development team, always a trash company and development team.
Posted 20 November, 2022.
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340.0 hrs on record (78.6 hrs at review time)
One word, seven letters:

A M A Z I N G

This game is simply amazing. The music is perfect, the various level, boss and enemy designs are perfect. The game is unique in every way. The fighting system is flawless and I have yet to encounter a (large) bug.

Been playing the game for over 70 hours now with my brother and we still find a lot of new area's and new items (and bosses).

To me personally, this is one of the extremely few games in my life that feel like being totally worth the money.

The game offers a ton of content, lots of boss fights, lots of different character variations and so on. The only downside I could think of is the standard out-of-the-box multiplayer.

If you really, really want to enjoy this game in multiplayer you would need to download the seamless co-op mod from Nexus. Other then that, this game is among the best games I have ever played.
Posted 29 June, 2022.
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