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Yo noob, I reverse-engineered your Steam profile, and it’s like staring into spaghetti code written by a sleep-deprived intern on Red Bull. The amount of bugs is actually impressive. Here's the summary:
while (friend.isAlive()) {
friend.blameTeam();
friend.cryAboutLag();
friend.noScopeFails();
}
Found a critical bug in your code:
if (hoursPlayed > 2000 && skillLevel == 0) {
throw new GitGudException("Bruh, uninstall already.");
}
Your error handling is so bad, it's caught in an infinite loop of excuses. 💀 As for your "lag"? Bro, I’m starting to think your rig is powered by a potato running Windows 95 on dial-up. 😬
Please, do us a favor:
sudo rm -rf /noob
Upgrade to v1.1.0 - Patched Ego Edition, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll stop being the human 404 - Skill Not Found. 😎 Until then, you're the reason the team loses. Now, go fix your K/D or delete system32, your choice. 🤷♂️