So i was in church when the pastor said something and the word "snoop". That reminded me of popular rapper and celebrity Snoop dogg and his hit song "Smoke weed everyday", featuring Dr. Dre. I immediately pulled out my phone and plugged my wireless earbuds in my ears. But there wasn't any sound, so i cranked up the volume, but I still couldn't hear anything. I had no choice but to use maximum volume. Suddenly, i heard a loud "smoke weed everyday" from Snoop dogg. Everyone stood up and clapped, even the pastor. Then everyone began to smoke weed, but it turned out everyone was allergic to weed. They all breakdanced on the floor for hours. EDIT: Apparently now I'm a "cult leader" according to the court. So reddit, AITA?

You. Me. Space Rig. What are we getting for dinner? Glyphid Slammer, of course! Uh oh! There was a lithophage inside of our Glyphid Slammer. We black out and wake up in Medbay. We're surrounded by BOSCOs. Horny BOSCOs. You know what that means! BOSCOrgy. The stench draws in an Oppressor. What're we gonna do? We're gonna fight it. Oppressor fight, oppressor-handed, Oppressor... Naked! We befriend the oppressor after we beat it in a brawl, and we ride it into the Azure Weald. Azure Weald, barrel-kicking hoops. Barrel kicking? Annoying Management? Yes please! Next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Karl. Then I turn into a drop pod, fly into Hoxxes IV, black out again, wake up, do Red Sugar, Red out (which I didn't even know you could do), then I smoked a Leaflovers, Then I turned INTO Hoxxes IV, an-- Uh Oh! Look's like the Rockpox is kicking in!

+rep told me to "shake that bug" very cool!!

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