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15 of 38 (39%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

YOU'RE FIRED

Fire another player
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 10:24am

Getting productive

Complete all your tasks
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:55pm

Pack your things

Get fired
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:00pm

Number two

Get promoted to the assistant
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:03pm

Janitor

Become the janitor
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:00pm

Popular

Receive a phone call
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:56pm

Keep on slacking

Win a game as a slacker
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:17pm

Who poisoned me?

Take 5 shit in the same game
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 2:05pm

No witnesses

Update a camera whilst the CCTV is in use
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:06pm

World's best janitor

As a janitor, get promoted to assistant
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:23pm

Risky note

Place a sticky Note on the back of the manager
Unlocked 3 Mar @ 7:54am

This will go to HR

Get fired as Manager
Unlocked 27 Feb @ 11:26am

Changed my mind

Be demoted from assistant
Unlocked 28 Feb @ 1:04pm

Pam is that you?

Sit in the secretary's seat on the Stanton map
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 1:05pm

The crazy colleague

Wave in the kitchen, alone, with speaker on
Unlocked 1 Mar @ 9:56am



Risky virus

Infect manager's computer

Repairman

Update the firmware of 100 cameras
22 / 100

Burp!

Drink 100 beers
8 / 100

Who did this?

Enable servers after disabling them

Minesweeper grand master

Win 100 Minesweeper games
12 / 100

Snake grand master

Get a score over 60 at Snake

Trust issues

Fire your own assistant

The traitor

Win as a Slacker Assistant

Sticky Bandits

Place 15 sticky notes in one game

On a Roll!

As a manager fire 4 slackers in a row

Crossed

Drink a beer, smoke a cigarette, and drink coffee all within a minute

Don't mind me

Refill the toilet paper whilst a player is taking a dump

IT guy

Turn ON another players antivirus that had been turned OFF

Smokers Cough

Smoke 100 cigarettes
60 / 100

Dance Dance Dale & Dawson

Dance for 3 min straight in one game

Employee of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Specialist
82 / 500

Sowing the seeds of doubt

Email the manager from another players PC

Slacker of the month

Achieve a total of 500 tasks as a Slacker
67 / 500

I'm the boss NOW

Drink coffee out of your Boss mug without being the Boss

UGH dammmit JIM

Jelly another players stapler on the Stanton map

Picasso from the office

Hang a drawing on the display board

Firefighter

Extinguish 50 Fires
3 / 50
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