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The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.
-- William Shakespeare, "The Merchant of Venice"
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I hope you're not pretending to be evil while secretly being good.
That would be dishonest.
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken
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One day, if he could master GCSE maths and reliably pick up a soldering iron
by the end that wasn't hot, he was going to be a Big Man in computers.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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The greatest disloyalty one can offer to great pioneers is to refuse to
move an inch from where they stood.
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Stewie: [to ticket agent] Now listen to me... [looks at agent's name tag]
Stewie: Jo-LENE. I've got an army to raise and I must get to Nicaragua. I require a window seat and an in-flight Happy Meal AND NO PICKLES. OH, GOD HELP YOU IF I FIND PICKLES.
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