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9.9 hrs on record (8.1 hrs at review time)
Its a fun game, but like many others have said, due to the nature of the game it's really hit or miss whether or not you can get anywhere. It feels like there are too many items that don't do enough to allow you to progress through deadlines, and there's no such thing as a skill floor or ceiling, as the primary mechanic is an RNG slot machine.
All that being said, i still think it's a fun game. I just wish that the charms were more impactful.


TLDR RNG slot machine game is inconsistent and player skill is irrelevant, items could use a buff, and gameplay gets stale if you aren't lucky enough to get one of the few items that make a noticable difference.
Posted 18 October.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.6 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
A fantastic option for people who are a fan of immersive sims. I really enjoyed the physics-based ragdoll-y fighting style, which tends to be pretty amusing due to the amount of cheese you can discover. The story is just OK, but i think the highlight of Corpus Edax is the atmosphere and mechanics present. Additionally, new game plus is a very nice thing to have on a relatively short game. One of my favorite small projects of all time! At the price of $17.99, it's hard to find a better deal off-sale. Try it, and give yourself plenty of time to play around with the somewhat derpy physics. Good buy!
Posted 11 May.
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7 people found this review helpful
12.6 hrs on record (12.5 hrs at review time)
Growing up playing The Incredible Hulk, this game scratches that itch very well. If playing on Windows 10, in order for the game to launch, you must disable any HID compliant consumer interface devices, as the game doesn't know what these are. If you're willing to put in the troubleshooting to get the game to run, it's definitely worth it.
Posted 4 February, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
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101.9 hrs on record (12.9 hrs at review time)
ugh... The Game With Nine Lives, and it keeps killing itself
Posted 11 November, 2020. Last edited 11 November, 2020.
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227.0 hrs on record (69.8 hrs at review time)
1.0 Launch was a little bit rough as far as the final level goes; The game does not tell you that you can choose to change the destination of the portal that sends you to the final level, so watch out for that. The map is poorly designed to screw over all but those with good mobility to the point of even softlocking runs to characters who lack mobility such as Engineer and MUL-T. The actual boss at the end of the level is a bit cheap, as it can steal all of your items and can one shot you, on top of being sonic the f*cking hedgehog fast. Additionally, the developers removed the "Work in progress" icon for lots of alternate abilities, which is now filled by an empty void. Really hope hopoo continues to work on this game as it's a very fun timekiller and had amazing reception and potential in early access. Dont let this faceplant, please.
Posted 12 August, 2020. Last edited 12 August, 2020.
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124.6 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Bought the $100 bundle during a sale for about $30, got way more than my money's worth. Levels can be replayed numerous times to experiment/assassinate targets in different ways. Additionally, if you own the first HITMAN game, you can replay all of the old missions with improved visuals and mechanics. Definitely worth it for stealth junkies like me.

I can't believe they still update this game MONTHLY. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IO, thanks
Posted 12 December, 2019. Last edited 25 November, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.2 hrs on record (1.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great game and follows the same idea as Postal 2; complete objectives and massacre to your heart's content. The problem is that its *extremely* early alpha, to the point where you can't yet save/load the game, change specific audio settings, etc. I would wait to buy.
EDIT
After a good portion of updates, i would recommend buying this game as while still being somewhat unstable, it now has a decent amount of content and the developers are working nonstop to make this game into what everyone wants it to be; a good postal 2 sequel.
Posted 21 October, 2019. Last edited 22 November, 2020.
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0.0 hrs on record
got it during a flash sale @ like $5. Worth that money, but now with the switch pro controller being availible, the switch pro is much more traditional and akin to a xbox 360 controller. However, if you want the grip triggers and interesting trackpad, you'll enjoy it. Otherwise, switch pro all the way.
Posted 13 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,673.9 hrs on record (1,354.5 hrs at review time)
It's ok i guess
Posted 18 January, 2019. Last edited 17 March, 2019.
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4.7 hrs on record
Mad libs battle royale. 10/10


>Master Chief beats Gramma to death with his own bare hands.
>Swole Diglett brutally attacks Ugandan Sans, killing him.
>Hideri tackles Kirby with Legs to the ground and strangles him to death.
Posted 5 January, 2019.
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