A 10 year old girl 👧 asks her mother 👩,"Mommy, how was I born?" 🎂The mother smiled 😏 and replied,"Once upon a time me and your daddy 🧑decided to plant a wonderful little seed 🌱.Daddy 🧑 put it in the earth 🌍 and I took care of it every single day 🌞. After a while the seed 🌱 started to grow ⬆️ more and more leaves and in a few months⌛, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant 🌷. So we took the plant🌷, dried it, smoked it 🚬 and got so high 🔝that we f*cked 👉👌without a condom 🍆

"हटेली 😡 खोपड़ी ☠ हे मेरी, दिमाग की बात मत किया कर, ज़िन्दगी खराब कर 💪 दूंगा तेरी औकात की बात मत किया 😏 कर.. सुन छोरी 👸 इतनी आसानी से में तुझे नहीं 👎 मिलने वाला, मेरी माँ कहती है बेटा 🙌 लाखों में एक ☝ है तू.. दहशत_गोली🔫🔫से नही दिमाग से करते हैं!"

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❗️ 🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥🎄 ❗️🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏻😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆😈❗️

"Hey, do you guys have szechuan sauce?", I ask the low IQ minimum wage slave. "N-no, sir. We just ran out", he muttered. I was overcome with a primal rage. I jump on the counter, screaming "I'm Pickle Rick!”. The 200 IQ crowd chanted in unison, “WUBBALUBBA DUB DUB” whilst beating their chests towards the cowering worker. I put my shirt over my head and let out the purest REEE to show my devotion to Rick. Everyone else REEEs as well. Yes, my brothers, let it all out. The manger comes in and calls the police, he doesn’t understand the mature and intellectual nature of our cries. We Naruto run to the next McDonalds store as we search endlessly for that sauce.

damn this ♥♥♥♥ crazy dawg but
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