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Personal Achievements
 

Spring Fresh

Clean any map adequately
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 2:27pm

Employee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2018 @ 4:58am

You're Fired!

Get fired!
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2017 @ 10:47am

Blood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2018 @ 1:58pm

Blaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items
Unlocked 2 May, 2018 @ 9:49am

Bloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 7:19am

Who's for Dinner?

Get eaten
Unlocked 20 May, 2018 @ 12:53pm

Top Brass

Pick up 800 casings
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 1:37pm

Taking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:39am

Need a Hand?

Receive a total of 35 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 5:44am

First Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 11:58am

The Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 9:59am

The Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 2:27pm

Anti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level
Unlocked 4 Feb, 2018 @ 10:59am

Ice-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2018 @ 1:00pm

Pine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 11:58am

Surgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2019 @ 6:27pm

Operation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 4:52pm

Refined

Complete Unrefinery Level
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2018 @ 1:22pm

Pass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2020 @ 11:28am

Louis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level
Unlocked 12 May, 2018 @ 9:17am

Big Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2018 @ 2:22pm

Bring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 12:07pm

Brushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Bushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2018 @ 2:53pm

Lost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2018 @ 12:36pm

Wicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

Thursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

Bad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

Harroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 5:53pm

The Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

Never Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

House of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2018 @ 8:32am

Back From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 2:44pm

Not Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2018 @ 2:21pm

Bloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 6:35am

Thunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2017 @ 1:02pm

Cold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2018 @ 8:46am

Biomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level
Unlocked 11 May, 2018 @ 1:50pm

Sanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Mr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Swept Under The Carpet

Complete Uprinsing Level
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2020 @ 6:31pm

Crystal Clear

Complete Core Sample Level
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2020 @ 12:20pm

Teeth for Tunes

Bring about the unfortunate meeting of Double-Oh Banger and Shark
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 6:43pm

Blood in the Water

Go for a swim with Sharks
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 6:43pm

We're Gonna Need a Bigger Tank

Feed the ever hungry Sharks 500 items they can either devour or destroy
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 1:11pm

Double-Oh Dumbass

Foolishly activate the Death Ray
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:29pm

Locked In

Lock another player inside a holding cell where they belong
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:01pm

Death From Above

Get turned into mist by an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:07pm

Cat-astrophe

Using an orbital beam weapon, destroy the symbol of your most hated overlord; cats!
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2018 @ 7:06pm

Orbital Bang-bardment

Allow the Banger to ascend to its rightful place among the heavens through the use of an orbital beam weapon
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2019 @ 12:25pm



Ubermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare
0 / 1

Pedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints
11,280 / 20,000

Janicide

Blow up a fellow worker with the help of an ominously bright-red explosive charge
0 / 1

Bins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times
62 / 75

Chew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps
31 / 100

Disintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder
33 / 500

Sandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level
0 / 1

Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level
0 / 1

One Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels
0 / 1

Clean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave
0 / 1

Employee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards
10 / 12

Identity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office
0 / 30

Master of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly(keep your music volume up too) in zero-gravity during a Solo game
0 / 1

Plague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something
0 / 1

Head Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office
1 / 5

Bob's Legacy

Find Bob
0 / 1

"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room
0 / 1

Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office
1 / 13

Eggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office
2 / 3

Cleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

Christmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off
0 / 1

Sanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off
0 / 1

St. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

The Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office
0 / 1

Rooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office
0 / 4

Ballistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office
0 / 6

Head Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!
0 / 7

Santa Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate
5 / 50

Tower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools
0 / 10

The Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger and fire
0 / 1

Pest Control

Complete Pestilent Penitentiary Level
0 / 1

Bleach and Clear

Complete Penumbra Level
0 / 1

Audacious Oddities

Find all the unique Collectibles in the Vulcan Affair and return them to your office
0 / 10

Lair Care

Clean the entire Vulcan Affair level
0 / 1