Oh Hello, I Think That I Maybe Did Not See You There....



I wanted to make artichoke dip. So I tried to get ahold of an an artichoke, which was more difficult than you'd think. I was at the Entire Foods grocery store, and after asking the butcher for the 4th time where the artichokes were, altercations occurred, and security had to escort me out. I stubbed my toe on the automatic doors on the way out. That happened every time I tried to purchase an artichoke. Not the security guard part, just the toe stubbing. Somewhere, somehow, in any grocery mart, I go and stub my toe. It's never the same toe, either. Sometimes big. Sometimes pinky. Sometimes that middle-left toe gets stubbed too. My feet hurt all the time. My doctor says it's because I have scoliosis but I say you know what, It's because I'm constantly stubbing my toes at grocery stores.
I still want to make artichoke dip.