Recent reviews by Milk

I opened a card shop.
I now own a perfume store.

There is no goal, accept things aren't perfect, see the beauty in all of it. Very well done.

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ R O L L R I G H T R O L L R I G H T
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ deedle deedle
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☑ ENGINE FIRE LEFT ENGINE FIRE RIGHT

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☑ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ FLIGHT CONTROLS FLIGHT CONTROLS

---{ Author }---
☑ https://vojtastruhar.github.io/steam-review-template

This game is borderline harassment and if this is really how these misogynistic devs really see women then i deserve a full refund but to keep the copy of the game to remind myself and my kids on exactly entitled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ employees look like and how to PROPERLY deal with them. In fact, I'de like to speak to the devs right now or I'm taking this to steam support and going legal. Vagabond Dog i will see you in court.

I hit the panic button as soon as the round starts just to let everyone know that I hate all of them.

Levels are hard and require each shot, each step, each door to be a carefully considered decision. If you cant communicate effectively you will lose. Each level is unique and gets less and less forgiving, so make sure to use that big ol' brain of yours before you get shredded

>spawn in
>get killed a lot
>go arty
>go autistic on arty in general direction
>manage to hit a garrison
>oh neat lol
> 2 minutes later
>entirety of team chat goes ballistic over tank that got hit with arty
>Squadmates start screaming in celebration and astonishment
>"OH MY GOD"
>"yo whos on arty?"
>...
>"OH ♥♥♥♥ ITS MILK"

so that was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wholesome

You get what you pay for

Took the last shot from house balcony to across the lake. His body faceplanted into a tree and fell below the ice. Never ever had a shot as satisfying as that.

Dont pay heed to the ignorant reviews about getting lost, they are kids who saw the mineing aspect and thought they could build. Thank you for Bosco and Tunk (resource dog thing).