Recent reviews by milesseventh

it is a shame that aesthetics of games like signalis or this one are intentionally ruined by smearing them in ♥♥♥♥ and rotten gore. i kinda hate the "survival horror" genre for this and for the stupid puzzles about searching for key and locks, but generally, i found the experience worth enduring.

it looks nice, it's fun to play, and the plot is engaging, so i can forgive it having some spoopy scenes and a few irritating moments.

ура девки с большими рогами

it's a lot like latest doom, but gay and cringe (i like it)
visuals: the game features some really stylish and impressive scenes, every frame could be a wallpaper, and generally it looks very cool. that's the main reason it deserves a try, the rest is not that good

gameplay: there's a lot of parkouring, it has some interesting mechanics about armor and weapon types, so it's generally fun to play. the arenas and the rest of the level design feel lacking and look all the same even though there's a noticeable effort spent into making them look diverse

technical stuff: it lacks polish; for example, the sniper smg has broken reloading, i experienced softlocks and invisible enemies, and the weapon selector has an extremely stupid delay before opening. the performance also sucks big time

and the plot is about a guy who wanted to build a house, a tree and a dog, but they wanted money, so everything had to explode twice. that's the whole plot. the game pretends like there's more to it, but it's mostly incoherent mess that makes no sense

it's like eugen's wargame but you can win

That's one good satisfying game with some really cool gimmicks like water dynamics, bestagons and lot's of nice little details and animations. There's a nice engaging plot, which may feel a bit too righteous, but not too much. The endgame and ending itself still feels kinda raw, but the game evolves really fast while being in early access and is definitely good enough to be enjoyed.

i wish there was a miner in there, it should make at least this much sense to waste so much time

closing this game is like closing the cookie clicker tab after you had enough of frustration, but tenfold

it's so slow paced it's not even a crime, it's a felony

a clicker among clickers in the worst way possible

at least it has an end

it wouldn't suck ass so hard if it wasn't so pointlessly long. 2-hour intros at least make some sense -- you can't refund the game that easily because of them, but this game just doesn't, it only gets worse after 2 hours and there is literally not a single reason for that

It's a good experience, even despite all the flaws that come from early access.

Visuals are pretty cute and good, and gameplay itself doesn't feel bad at all. There are huge problems with translation (that gonna be fixed hopefully) that make it extremely difficult to understand the plot or any lore at all and also make reading perk descriptions really tiring, but not impossible. I can play and enjoy the game, but I have no clue what's the point of stuff like maid cafe (it has a maid cafe!) or what's the point of giving moon things to characters (something something relationship status).

I'm not a fan of RPG games, and not a fan of dark fantasy either. The more impressive it is how deeply excited this game left me. Other adult games set the bar pretty low, so I didn't expect much from this one either, and even though there's nothing special gameplay-wise:
> it's the first adult game that actually features a consistent, tasteful and appealing art style
> it's the first adult game that offers 60+ hours of gameplay, while being extremely polished and thoughtful
> it's the first game ever that made me feel like I can actually discover secrets myself and made me want to discover them and immerse myself into the plot
Coming of age never was so rewarding.

Cute silly adult game with no drama is so rare, I can ignore that it looks really cheap, clunky and unpolished. Seriously, it's probably overpriced for what it is, and literally everything that is not pixel art is terrible: so bad, it would be better with no hentai scenes.

brings joy of playing flash browser games

wooo region lock finally kinda lifted