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263.4 hrs on record (210.3 hrs at review time)
If you buy this to play in the random queue of duo or trio in NA, you will lose your mind.
I have never seen this sheer level and amount of brain dead exhibited in any other game, not even League.
You will have teammates AFK on a far corner of the map and wait for you to do the bounty for them, look at you and tell you what a good job you did before you blow their brains out.
You will have teammates in a trio run off and play the game as if they were solo queue. They die, get revived 20 minutes later and whinge about not being revived sooner, all while you hover the barrel of your shotgun between their eyeballs.
You will have a teammate revive you three times in concertina wire, causing you to die every single time, eating away another chunk of your HP that you have to repurchase in the lobby.

So do yourself a favor and play this stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game solo or with friends. The alternative will drive you mad.
Posted 21 July, 2023.
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0.9 hrs on record
Queue times of up to 10 minutes for 3 minute games.
Posted 29 June, 2023.
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10,515.7 hrs on record (6,470.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
VRChat's developers are utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clowns.
EAC hasn't protected a single game from cheaters or malicious actors from doing what they do. A simple google search points you to various guides and technical information regarding the internals of the software and how easily it's bypassed. You try to mention any of that in their Discord, you end up slapped with a 7-14 day ban for 'misinformation'.
Their contempt and pettiness for the modding community is disgusting that features once provided by mod developers have or will soon be implemented by the VRC team without credit where it's due. They had initially promised to work with mod developers early this year but have instead chosen to backstab and blindside them with this update.

But you know what, that's fine. Slaynash (founder of VRC Modding Group), Herp Derpinstein (head developer and founder of Melonloader) and Requi (Developer of the mods ReModCE [QoL] and NetworkSanity [Anti-Crash]) have since been taken in by a competitor that isn't hostile to the community, ChilloutVR.
Posted 29 July, 2022.
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794.9 hrs on record (91.9 hrs at review time)
I'd been wanting to play this for a while. It's fun on most accounts, so long as you're unfazed by innevitable gear loss, losing it all or gamers being GaMeRs.
I would recommend it normally, but if I'd realized ahead of time that the "Arctic Pack" skin going for around $17AUD would get you a modified hazmat instead of a cosmetic item, that let's you survive in snow biomes with the most negligible of drawbacks compared to the normal hazmat, in a PVP game - I'd have refunded this and bought something else on sale instead.
Buyer's remorse ahoy, kinda. Guess a no will have to do until skins become skins again.
Posted 3 July, 2022.
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4.9 hrs on record
Kusoge built around grenade spam being the dominating focus, overshadowing every other mechanic in the game.
Posted 1 July, 2018.
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